grundle runt

A gay midget

A: That midget is gay
B: that's a grundle runt

grundle runt

by Rhodotracker November 29, 2014

Runt

The penis that is always at the end of the line and ignored, just like a runt in the animal pack. This penis tends to be weaker, with a much smaller frame and head. He does not produce sperm.

Jonathon Hodgeson has a small dick, he has a runt

by Tim Johnson June 13, 2007

runtist

a runner who is also a dentist

Michelle, Chad and Renee like to go running between performing root canals. They are runtists.

by Jackie6630 December 8, 2007

runt shunting

The act of runt shunting dates back to the medieval era. This was commonly defined as one's fist penetrating one other's/their own anal cavity. After this act was completed, the fister traditionally licked their hand, and/or offered it to their partner.

"Hey bitch, shunt my runt or i'll shunt yours!"

"I got the best runt shunt last night, it was Fred's turn to do the licking!"

"That was some good runt shunting, shall you lick or shall I?"

by Runts August 4, 2009

Runts

Stupid candy that makes gay noises when dropped, and bounces in a sonar pattern

"La ta ta ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ta ta-ta said the Runt"

by Mac November 1, 2003

Ruint

1. Used to describe the state of a woman's body after childbirth, or the action the caused her to become pregnant.

2. A destroyed, wrecked, or decayed condition.

"I heard about poor child Celie, already ruint two times."
-The Color Purple

by Nobody Know January 31, 2014

runt

The result of inbreeding.

Children conceived from sexual acts between family members are considered runts.

"Jason, oh fuck me big brother! I want you to fill me up!"
"Yeah my lil bitch sis, Imma make you squeal! Fart out my lil runt from your maggottous sloppy fuckhole! I hope it is a redhead. Stick your toes in my mouth"

by Cake 2.0 January 12, 2009