a woman who used to be in destinys child but now features as a judge on the x factor. She is silly as she sent home amelia lily instead of sophie habibis :( this is stupid.
from now on, any stupid decisions will be referred to as a 'kelly rowland"
from now on, any stupid decisions will be referred to as a 'kelly rowland"
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When someone stays at home all summer and alternates between playing World of Warcraft and jerking off to Grandma Porn.
by HissingMeat December 17, 2010
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I would rather have God's almighty penis gyrating in my stretched ass that would put GOatse to shame than go to rowland high school.
by johnathon lee April 20, 2005
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Hermione goes back in time in Harry Potter book 3 so that Sirius Black can escape prison.
"There goes old Just Kidding Rowling again!"
"There goes old Just Kidding Rowling again!"
by Peppermint Swirl March 3, 2009
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