Magellan's route

to have sex aka to go all the way as in around the world

i just took magellan's route with that girl

by A-QUAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! September 29, 2010

tough paper route

when life doesn’t go according to plan ; a tough go at it ;lacking happiness

Other forms:
1) Wildly in love with soulmate so much that they are willing to give space in order for happy ending

2) wishing that they had a time machine

3) doesn’t like vegetables

Man ,that kid had a tough paper route .

by Kenn_Verdé March 21, 2019

Rough Paper Route

Someone who hasn't aged well.

"They're only in their mid 20s, but had a rough paper route."

by Jarmaug July 14, 2022

Scenic Route

1. The act of plowing your way through a bunch of scene kids at a lame concert out of sheer boredom.

"Man, that show last night was so boring, I took the scenic route all the way to the front just to tell the lead singer how much they sucked."

by Juu Hachi April 6, 2008

glorify your paper route

Making good with the money you make from hustlin'......not tricking on dumb shit like cars and rims.

" Never hesitate to glorify your paper route....get ya money man, get paid!"

by J Deeezzy January 19, 2008

Paper Route

1. the back door or anus, ass
2. the area one wipes with toilet paper

SEE ALSO Papergirl

I stuck my cock in her paper route and man was it fly

by paper May 13, 2004

escape route

the disgusting chick you end up banging at the end of the night instead of the hot guy you really wanted to bang

"hey guy I would love to bang u in the a** tonight but if you are not gay like me i will just bang the last ugly chick here as my escape route instead"

by youlikeboysinstead December 24, 2011