Ronan

Ronan is very adorable and cute he likes to dip his balls in soy sauce he once said “ it expands me balls mum” he is usually the shortest friend in the group and they bully him for him for his height but his friends do love him and care for him a lot. He has a best mate that is pretty tall and they are very close they are unstoppable! Ronan tends to get a little jealous of his best friends because he gets all the girls. And when they are together it’s all about his bestfriend and ronan can’t stand that so he likes to chew on him you may be thinking why does ronan Chew on his best friend well you see his bestfriend is very chewy and he’s African so is ronan but he is a white African his best friend is a real African anyway they love riding bikes together they like girls that start with the letter abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz ronan has caramel latte eyes yum yum

“Who’s that?”
“That’s daddy ronan!”

by haylesbels December 29, 2020

Ronan Malster

A massive lover of pigeons , especially stepping on them with his bare feet. If you’re in town and hear a random animal noise, don’t worry that’s just ronan having one of his autistic meltdowns

“ronan malster” oh yeah pigeon boy

by callumsdirtyunderwear August 6, 2019

Ronan

A handsome, loving, kind hearted guy. He can be a Jerk sometimes, but in the end loves you With his entire being. He would be willing to take a bullet for anyone, and has a espiring dream to help others. He would Never talk behind your back, and Back you up when you are wrongly accused. He may Deal with his own problems, but gets over them along with you.

Person A: "Dude, Ronan is so ugly."
Person B: "Bro shut your mouth, He's perfect"

"I love Ronan."

by Niko Drops February 27, 2022

Ronan

Someone with a large penis and can impregnate with only a glare

Wow he's such a ronan

by Ronan ghostkeeper November 23, 2019

Ronan

Cody Dillon named his second child, born in Tarzana in 2015, Ronan. This child was the most intellectually advanced in nature of his two sons & joined with a kind of inherent maturity & extraordinarily attractive disposition.

If that boy grows up what he is now there will be a new religion in the world. The exaggeration of the remark conveys an idea of the impression little Ronan makes upon others & the quality of the experience by his family.

by 3rdglasseye August 16, 2023

Ronan OP

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by 1.50GB waala March 17, 2023

Explaining ronan

Ronan is a very special person. He is kind, he is positive, he is supportive, he is loving and he is absolutely beautiful.

He is a person that is like a butterfly, other people can see his beautiful and amazing colors but he never really sees it the way others do. He never thinks he is beautiful even though he always is.

When Ronan trusts you, do not ruin this. Sometimes he has a hard time trusting people in a short term. But once he does, you are a very special person to him. He will most likely give you the second chance you don’t deserve when you mess it up but that’s the way he is.

If it comes to love, he is very careful. He loves to be loved. And even though he never really says it, he needs love and affection.

At the moment he actually says that he is in love with you or that he loves you. He really does. And at the moment you give him your heart, he will be so careful with it and he wouldn’t do anything to break it.

Explaining ronan is very hard because he is too special

by Hellohellohello7777 November 22, 2021