Road Throat

To get a blow job while driving a car.

“Hey jess come give me some road throat!”

“Yo i heard derrick got some mean road throat last week”

by Ochmock August 18, 2019

Road Cider

Randomly placed bottles filled with cider colored liquid found along any major highway or road. From a car traveling at high speed they appear to be bottles of unfinished apple juice, when in reality the various containers are filled with human urine.

Dedicated truck drivers who's pay load is always on time frequently slug many quarts of caffinated beverages to stay alert. As their bladder swells, the innovative road warrior then tinkles carefully in the soft drink bottle while maintaining control of a 30 Ton rig at highway speed. To make sure that there will be no mistakenly drank pee pee as fatigue sets in later on, the trucker wisely tosses the road cider from the truck and reaches for another 2 liter of Mountain hollar.

by OB_77 September 17, 2011

Road Booze

Alcohol that you store in a convenient location at the side of a road or out of public sight. This is done usually when you are told that you cannot bring your own alcohol onto a premises, and so you have to stash your remaining alcohol somewhere.

The intention is that when you leave the bar / club, you have a nice pick-me-up to keep you going well into the early hours.

The location can be marked with a stone, or the container itself contained under a bunch of stones.

Let's be honest... no-one is going to abandon good alcohol!

Guy 1: Shit! We're supposed to be at the bar, but I still have a fuck-load of alcohol to drink.

Guy 2: Fear not my friend! Grab some of them rocks over there and we'll plant some Road Booze for later!

by cianmo April 16, 2013

road bogie

A cigarette found alongside the road, hence the term road bogie.

George is quite a grimy fellow, as he from time to time can be seen collecting road bogies and smoking them.

by chickenfriedrice09876543221 January 27, 2008

Red road

It’s when you are getting/giving such good head on a motorcycle that you cause the driver or drive of a cliff.

Mourner: How did chad die?
Chad’s uncle: Red road from my sister
Mourner: His mom?

by DingusDan1028 July 4, 2019

Road Crew

A group of shady men in beige trenchcoats and tall fedoras who carry stop signs, but appear to be doing nothing. Only other road crew workers are allowed to pass by them, and any information on the Milkman is strictly confidential to the group.

I am on the Road Crew. This is my stop sign!

by Roonil_Wazlib January 16, 2011

Road Mapping

The act of tracing out cock veins with your tongue.

My bitch started road mapping me then I blew a load on her face.

by Zukiman600 August 16, 2019