Rio Payne

The biggest fag in the book.

Has really bright hair, really green eyes. and constantly gets pwned by smarter child

girl: WOW. SHE STANDS OUT, LOOK AT HER HAIR!
boy: yeah, that's Rio Payne.

Rio Payne by AwesomeFag June 3, 2009

Rio Nido 

Tiny hole canyon town in California, hidden from the sun. Place where whores and methheads are raised.

Oh shit, I never knew you were from Rio Nido.

Rio Nido by sundancius maximus August 4, 2008

Rio Remorse 

The uncomfortable sick stomach a person gets after eating at Cafe Rio. Not as common as other restaurants that often make people sick (see Mexican food), but still more than most places. Easily staved off with Pepto Bismal.

Guy1: Sorry bro, I can't come tonight. I had Cafe Rio for lunch and now I can't leave the toilet for more than 10 minutes.
Guy2: Sounds like the Rio Remorse.

Rio Remorse by WastedOM June 7, 2010

rio_dressup_doll 

a really cool and amazing rio ranger roleplay account on tiktok, they're very underrated

"hey have you seen rio_dressup_doll on tiktok?"

"no I haven't"

"you should defiantly go follow them, they're very cool"

rio_dressup_doll by Maple_l3aves July 21, 2021

Rio Ferdinand 

The most stunning guy in the world. Has a funny lip. But still gorgeous as fuck.

Rio will you marry me

Rio Ferdinand by RioJo July 14, 2004

Rio Linda

Rio Linda is a very smal town just on the border of California that consists mostly of farmland and horse pastures. It is comonly known as a town filled with white-trash people and meth-heads, and we people in Rio Linda have Rush Limbaugh to thank for that. Who is Rush Limbaugh? a TV-show host who is constantly refering to the Residents of Rio Linds as slow or just down-right stupid. In reality what happened was that years ago he offered to move to Rio Linda to give it public publicity on the condition that the town would be renamed after him. He was refused and ever since then he has bein giving Rio Linda a bad name! one thing led to another and a whole epidemic of idiots who think Rio Linda is full of morons, when really there just blinded by there own idiocracy!

Idiot1:Hay im an idiot and i believe everything that i hear on TV so Rio Linda is stupid!

Idiot2: Ok!

Rio Linda by IAte YourFood January 5, 2011

Rio Grande 

Espanol for "Great River"

One of several rivers where the gringoes dump their shit into before reaching Mexico. All rivers that are shared by the Yanks and Mexicans flow from the EUA south into Mexico. In the case of the Colorado River, the Californians, Nevadans, and Arizonans pretty much take everything of value out of it before it flows south of the border.

Every year, thousands of illegal migrant workers wade across the Rio Grande and back for starving wages and the constant threat of being poisoned by pestacides and other leathal substances. They're the reason the Yanks can get such cheap meat and produce at the local supermarket.

Rio Grande by Miskatonic Jack 2 December 9, 2008