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Rocket Scientist

Sarcastic term of praise handed to someone who deducts the obvious and makes sure as many people as possible recognise that they have pointed out the obvious, in an attempt to sound intelligent.
Hey, that car's on fire!

Oh look at the fucking rocket scientist, as if we didn't notice the huge flames, the explosion that we heard so decided to run here etc. Idiot.
by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
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jizz rocket

An ejaculatory bomb reaching speeds of at least Mach-2 and usually involving no less than 6 ounces of fluid. A true "rocket" travels at thrice (or more) the distance of ones normal load and has been known to target the eyeball, inner ear and ceiling. The rocket can be measured by torso length and/or mouthfull.
Oh snap, my jizz rocket shot 4-torsos; thats a new Personal Best!
by the_guy January 13, 2005
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rocket appliances

"It doesn't take rocket appliances to know that..."
by XDavid PolicastroX January 28, 2009
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douche rocket

A word to describe an asshole or more commonly, a douche. There are 5 rungs of the douche hierarchy: asshole, douche, douche bag, douche nozzle and right at the top, (displaying unfettered amounts of douche), douche rocket.When someone is so douchey they can no longer be described as a douche nozzle, the big guns are brought out and douche rocket is used.
"Abe you douche rocket!!"
by mwoo September 8, 2008
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Misf!ts/Team Rocket

A teenage jerking crew coming out of Tacoma, Washington consisting of Slinky, BatMan, Uno, NinPointOhh, Fly Guy, Lil CJ/Legit, Lil Manny/ Prodigy, B Nasty, Freako Suave, DJ, and YB Foolish. The Misf!ts became popular through YouTube Videos because of their humor and extraordinary jerking abilities. They have yet to be outdone by any other crews in the area, thus dubbing themselves "Best of the Mid-West".
The Misf!ts/Team Rocket jerk in Tacoma
by TechnicalDoc August 14, 2009
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Rocket Jump

To propel yourself into the air by fire a rocket into the ground in a video game.
Last night when I was playing TF2 I did an insane rocket jump over the map!
by Rozzabozz February 15, 2015
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rocket thumbs

The act of two thumbs uniting like a fist bump explosion. More commonly experienced between father and child.
"Hey little buddy"... Rocket Thumbs... Boom
by The Don 74 February 15, 2017
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