Matpat retiring

A very sad moment for everyone but good on him for leaving his occupation to spend time with his family

Friend: hey did you know Matpat is retiring

You: Ok Matpat Retiring

by HelpImHavingAStroke January 19, 2024

Retired toxic

A guy who "used to" be toxic, but now knows how to trick you better into thinking he's not toxic. Its the guy that shallow girls in their mid 30s make mistakes with now that they're slightly too smart to make mistakes with fuckbois in their 20s.

"Krista: I only date retired toxic men now, because i've learned my lesson"

"Rachel: You dumb Bee, he's still a jerk, you just don't know it!"

by fresheneesz December 21, 2023

an early retirement

Another term for when you leave your job because of burnout

If you don't want an early retirement, you need to take care of youself beforehand

by Sexydimma March 13, 2021

Retired

The point in life that if you are still around that you have already won and because of your age you should no longer be a functioning member in the game.

You should not punch a retired person.

by bushlight December 21, 2017

trap retire

for someone who is retired but still care about his coin yet said "i dont care about my coin"

trap is trap retire

by goodmanxD April 30, 2021

retire

To stop doing something that has previously been done regularly.

After years of watching YouTube regularly, Tania decided to retire and let something else replace this activity for her.

by Emotional Cruiser November 23, 2025

Immediate Retirement

I can and will and if I'm am not allowed to do so in peace I am going to bet the only person who does not regret it.

Hym "Immediate Retirement. My work on AI is not free."

by Hym Iam June 18, 2025