retard

What I am. A cowardly retard. I'm not only slow but i'm mentally impaired. My Sub-par intelligence level makes me do things that are what 'normal' people would call psychotic. Maybe it's just a lack of judgement or my extremely limited IQ. Could be all this hostility I harbor from not getting any pussy since..shit..I don't even remember when, maybe my dreams. My usual routine consists of sitting on the couch and vegetating. All of this and more is destroying my life and that is why I call myself a retard. Not only that but i'm a little dweeb that dosen't have the guts to back up my words or say anything to anyones face. I hope you can understand my sentiments.
Be kind to me, I'm a retard.
by sal vitalee September 22, 2007
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*john drops some french fries*
john you retard!
by 124 November 19, 2003
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The embalming fluid retarded the decomposition of the corpse.
by William H Ballard III February 12, 2004
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you are a retard you retard
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my brother adrian is retarded.

he doesn’t think 30 minutes is half of an hour
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90% of the Clan Mail I recieve in Clash of Clans
The Clan Mail I woke up to in Clash of Clans are retarded
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retarded

The most hateful and hurtful word in the English language.
Originally meaning having an intelectual disability, also known as mental retardation. For some reason people started using it to mean stupid or dumb. Mentally retarded people are anything but dumb. People with disabilities are for sure the most discriminated group of people. How many of you are against racism or sexism? But do you even think twice before you call someone "retarded"?
"Thats soooo retarded".
Honestly? You have no idea.
by itsnotretarded. June 29, 2009
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