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republican't

Member of a U.S. political party holding that government can and should do nothing, but should privatize everything and disappear.
A Republican't believes that government should give all public property and services to private corporations, such as privatizing the public school system or turning over the national forests to logging companies.
by Dylan Thomas October 3, 2003
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Reputincan

An American conservative who not only relies on but welcomes foreign interference in a democratic society.
When Donald J. Trump asked Russia to find Hillary’s e-mails he became the first Reputincan in American history.
by Johnny Donut February 15, 2019
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Republican Logic

Republican Logic:
1. The belief that everything is black and white

2. That taxes are "punishment"

3. Differences in governance justify massive wars in other countries

4. Invading other countries and exposing it's citizens to extreme violence is an example of "Liberation"

5. All poor people are addicts and did not work as hard as the rich people who inherited most of their riches.

6. The soultion to illegal immigration constitutes putting landmines on the border instead of targeting the reason why people are immigrating

7. Healthcare is a privelage only to people who can afford it and people without "preexisting conditions", unless they are rich and/or famous.

8. This list goes on but my free time doesn't
Examples of Republican Logic:
1. Rush limbaugh said I disagree with Obama's policies, therefore he is a north Korean Zulu who wants to take our guns away.
2. I hate taxes! They were just made to make me suffer for having a greater amount of money that could be used to finance schools.
3. I don't think France rules the right way. Let's invade them.
4. It doesn't matter if they get bombed on everyday! At least the government that we disagreed with is gone.
5. Why should us rich people give to the poor? It's their fault that their corrupt bosses fired them to keep their wage.
6. We have to stop illegal immigration by any means possible! Except by helping them find comfort in their own country.
7. Poor people deserve no healthcare because if they get help it's socialism!
8. I didn't even mention their obsession with guns!
by Thinkforaliving June 18, 2010
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Republican

Rich White man or his wife/kids.
That republican just ran over my foot with his SUV...
by Sunglasses May 11, 2004
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Republicunts

Republicunts are corrupted members of the American Republican party that use their authority as elected officials to manipulate the system for their own benefit, as well as committing a whole host of other offenses which include, but are not limited to:
Meddling in citizen's personal affairs (i.e. gay marriage, the right to choose); defunding important public services and then ignoring the fallout that results from it; interfering with liberal business simply out of spite; doing favors for the rich and powerful at the expense of the middle class; and violating separation of church and state by allowing their religious convictions to influence their agenda.

Republicunts are detrimental to the welfare of our country and have only themselves and their cronies in mind. They are able to easily con the ignorant and narrow-minded which is how they're able to stay in office. A member of the middle class that votes for a Republicunt is actively voting against their own interests and well-being.
"Typical Republicunts; protesting a woman's right to choose yet they want to defund Planned Parenthood which offers contraceptives and safe sex education that actively helps prevent abortions in the first place!"
by Isrulius February 4, 2017
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republican recycling

The theory that it all came from the earth and by putting it back in landfill, you are returning it to the earth.
I'm recycling! It's all getting buried, right?
Dude, you're so republican recycling.
by As seen in A-S-R June 16, 2007
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Republican Family Values

The family values epitomized by far right polititians and pundits including (a) phone sex with subordinates, (b) prescription drug abuse, (c) republiporn such as Scooter Libby's novel about prepubescent girls being raped by bears or Lynne Cheney's novel about lesbian sex in the old west, (d) public uses of expletives and (e) underage drinking and drug use by sons and daughters.
Now that Tom was in the top 1% tax bracket, he could openly display his Republican family values by sharing his cocaine with his kid's babysitter.
by Lawyerbot December 28, 2005
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