Professional Retard

An obstructionist. See bureaucracy, committee mentality, legislator, attorney, and corporation.

Professional retards get paid to prevent anyone else from accomplishing anything, but some people are like that for the fun of it.

by Downstrike November 24, 2004

retard apostrophes

When people use ` instead of '. Very annoying because the correct quotes/apostrophe key can be easily found next to the fucking Enter key.

Jane: "don`t hesitate to IM me. i <3 random IM`s. my sn is a tokyo PRiNCESS. don`t ask about the tokyo thing. as you can so obviously tell, i`m not asian."

by Nigga November 20, 2004

retard shit

When you walk in to the bathroom and you can smell a nasty shit, but it also has a weird smell to it that could have not come from a normal human.

Man who shit in here? That's the strangest smelling shit ever. It must be a retard shit.

by the wonkey July 8, 2009

retardaphobia

Afraid of retards, stupid people, and people with mental problems

"Bob had retardaphobia after he visited his uncle at the mental hospital

by senor loco and count floorlicker May 24, 2008

fuckin' retard

A person who is stupidly annoying ... usually used when you can't think of a comeback.

Girl: Get a life

Boy: You fuckin' retard

by awesome ass fuckk January 26, 2017

retard strength

When sufficiently angered, the mentally handicapped show immense gains in their physical strength, not unlike the Incredible Hulk.

Person1: "One time, one the set of Life Goes On, Kellie Martin pranked that kid that played Corky. Well he got so mad he punched her squre in the face and gave her a concussion!"

Person2:"Well, that's retard strength for you!"

by Retard Joe December 22, 2006

Retard

It means someone is stupid.

Jimmy: 2+2=51
Tom: Jimmy You are a retard

by FrizzlePlayz April 27, 2017