drive thru remorse

The pang of regret sometimes felt in the few seconds/yards between ordering fast-food at the speaker and picking it up in the drive thru lane.

*More often felt for greasy food choices rather than healthy or salad options.

Reversing in the drive thru lane is not recommended.

After ordering my second KFC meal of the week, I felt drive thru remorse as I pulled up to the payment window. I wondered how embarrassing it would be to tell the guy I changed my mind. But then I found the $7 leaping from my wallet, and the fried chicken in my mouth. TOO LATE!

by Valgirl March 20, 2010

Procreator's remorse

The sense of regret after having children. It may stem from fear of making the wrong choice, guilt over extravagance, or a suspicion of having been overly influenced by friends, parents, or a partner.

Jim was on the fence about having children and once he did he was struck with a bad case of procreator's remorse.

by Ligonier March 20, 2013

Buster’s Remorse

The moment after you nutted, you feel disgusted at what you masturbated to, questioning your sanity and/or standards.

After little Timmy nutted, he felt Buster’s Remorse after rewatching the video he masturbated to, feeling disgusted with himself.

by Hjack September 27, 2019

Buyer's Remorse

That feeling you get when you realize that the person you voted for in the last election was an even bigger disaster than the one they replaced.

Watchingwhat the new presidentdid to the country during his first week in office, many Americans immediately developed buyer's remorse.

by THX1180 March 12, 2021

The Universal Law of the Lost Remote

The law of physics (not really) that pertains to the difficulty of finding a lost TV remote, set of keys, etc. The only logical explanation is that the item has dropped into a black hole and the only way to bring it back to this realm is to stop looking for it. Once you've gone about your day, it practically falls back into your lap.

I was late to work today because I couldn't find my keys! My boss was okay with it, though. I told him it was The Universal Law of the Lost Remote.

by Ndallenaz January 29, 2010

Remsen Eye

The act of carrying on a conversation with someone without making direct eye contact with them.

Or

The act of carrying on a conversation with someone where their eyes are making sudden random darting movements which never make contact with the eyes of who that person is talking to.

Was he talking to me or to you? I couldn't tell because he was giving me the Remsen Eye.

by Lou Stoney June 20, 2006

TV Remote

The greatest of all time, or "G.O.A.T." at the popular game hide and seek. Much like the NBA basketball player Steph Curry, the TV remote is always there when it doesn't matter, but never shows up when you need it.

"What happened to the love that you used to have for me?" Sarah asked
"Just like the TV remote, it's lost and gone forever." Paul replied

by ovaltinejenkins15 October 1, 2017