A relationship in which two people are connected through a mutual sexual disease, usually obtained through the whoreish actions of one partner.
by KrisKetchup December 12, 2012
Get the Chlamidid Relationship mug.by Solid Mantis September 17, 2017
Get the Interspecies relationship mug.“When John and Ethan became roommates a few months ago they never realized because of the pandemic they would be in a serious and covidded relationship.”
by Atomicfiretruck April 18, 2020
Get the covidded relationship mug.A male homosexual couple.
Cp. to a Zero Penis Relationship (ZPR) and a Single Penis Relationship (SPR)
Cp. to a Zero Penis Relationship (ZPR) and a Single Penis Relationship (SPR)
by ThePhysopher October 2, 2016
Get the Double Penis Relationship (DPR) mug.Half-Life of a relationship is the time necessary to get over a breakup as expressed as a percentage of the total length of time of the relationship. For example some people take about 1/3 the time the entire relationship lasted for the sense of loss to finally resolve. Concept comes from nuclear physics where the half-life of radioactive material to become less toxic as expressed as a time value from the exposure (breakup) to the radioactive material.
“Man, I dated her for a whole year, and we broke up. It seems from experience that my half-life of the relationship will be about 4 months!”
“Dude, that’s too long, my half-life of a relationship to get over a chick is only 1/5 of the time we were together.”
“Dude, that’s too long, my half-life of a relationship to get over a chick is only 1/5 of the time we were together.”
by Zagorzan November 27, 2019
Get the Half-Life of a Relationship mug.The process in which after being in a relationship for a certain amount of time, you let certain physical aspects of your appearance go.
Jim: Joe's gained a bit of weight ever since he locked in his girlfriend.
Matt:Hes getting a little bit of a relationship gut. I hear he doesnt manscape as often now either.
Matt:Hes getting a little bit of a relationship gut. I hear he doesnt manscape as often now either.
by ooberhack3r December 1, 2009
Get the relationship gut mug.As it pertains to economic "Law of Diminishing Returns", and Maslow
relative futility is the measure of fucks you are obligated to risk on
a useless venture.
This is reached when the odds of a return on the investment = LESS THAN ZERO
relative futility is the measure of fucks you are obligated to risk on
a useless venture.
This is reached when the odds of a return on the investment = LESS THAN ZERO
The relative futility of meeting an active brain cell in this dump is absolute,
so I save 10 bucks if I PASS on that useless venture!
Karmic return = Finding 8$ STNG Collector's set "Dixon Hill" and "Gloria"
at nerd shop down the street = "SO MUCH WIN"
so I save 10 bucks if I PASS on that useless venture!
Karmic return = Finding 8$ STNG Collector's set "Dixon Hill" and "Gloria"
at nerd shop down the street = "SO MUCH WIN"
by Thygeekgoddess March 11, 2017
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