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Ready Player One

One of the best Sci-Fi Books you will ever read, with a film adaptation releasing in March 2018.

The book follows a young boy named Wade Watts who lives in The Stacks in the year 2045, where most of the world lives inside a Massive Virtual Reality called the OASIS. Everyone has abandoned the real world, as it is just a polluted wasteland.

One day, the inventor of this Virtual utopia, James Halliday Dies, and a pre-recorded message is sent to everyone, announcing a huge contest, where the first to find an easter egg hidden in this universe will earn all of his fortunes and will have full access/control over the OASIS.
Awesome Dude 1: Dude, have you seen the trailer to Ready Player One?
Awesome Dude 2: Yeah bro, i'm so pumped! The Iron Giant is in it!
AD1: I'm so glad I read the book.
by Miles_Bey0nd September 29, 2017
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Ready Freddie?

A common phrase men/women often use for each other when expressing interest in readiness to leave somewhere.
"Honey, do you have the movie tickets?" "Yes, dear." "Ready Freddie?" "Yep, let's go!"
by CJMKC February 2, 2009
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Hot 'N' Ready

A slang name for a loose girl, who dances in a club, more than likely beyond drunk.

Dresses with little to no clothing, usually with a thong or G-String showing. Grinding on every guy who will buy her a drink. Ready to take home and wear out.
"Whatcha wanna do tonight?"
"Man, I'm going to Emerald, get me a Hot 'N' Ready!"
by Marvin Van Loon November 11, 2009
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Blow Ready

When you groom your penis to make it presentable for a blowjob.
James: Are you hoping to get lucky tonight?

Rob: Sure, but gotta make myself blow ready first!
by Dali103071 May 3, 2013
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i-Ready

i-Ready is a website that is meant to teach children math and reading. Unfortunately, i-Ready is not very good at its job as it makes many peoples grades lower than what they should be.
Teacher: "Okay class, I know this is a new year and all, and you want it to be easy. But you have to do 30 i-Ready lessons each quarter to pass this class."

All students: "Damn, this is gay as fuck"
by mrmarmalad February 21, 2020
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I-ready

A program made by the Italians in world war two to brainwash the young of today in order to support them in world war three that was deemed too dangerous and rage inducing so it was locked away in a USB stick that was thrown into the ocean and marked "NON USARE."
The marines found the USB in 2007, when it was reprogrammed into a school learning program because Americans are stupid and can't read Italian.
Me: I hate I-ready so much I'm going to start a zombie apocalypse just so I don't have to do it

The future: please no
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
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I-Ready

same definition as, commit murder, commit suicide, hell, torture , and demons killing you.
government: why are those kids killing them self?
teacher: idk
student a: idk maybe they are using I-ready??
by stevelentlytrolled April 12, 2022
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