Razörfist

A YouTube edgelord contrarian metalhead best known for his rants and his outright bad takes on Blade Runner 2049, Daredevil Season 3, and the 2020 Presidential Election.

Guy 1: "Bro dude you just see Razörfist's new rant?"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro it was a case study in Dunning-Kruger."

by Troi_Baker December 6, 2020

acoustic razor

a conventional razor, as opposed to an electric razor

Feck, my Norelco is busted - gotta use an acoustic razor.

by Slumdog January 18, 2009

Occam’s Razor

1. A philosophical shortcut where the simplest possible explanation is the most likely

2. The only razor that makes shaving my face fun

Dude 1: Do you think she’s part of the Russian mafia and is trying to lure me in with her unbearably cute face and angelic voice?
Dude 2: Occam’s Razor my guy. She’s probably just flirting with you because she thinks you’re cute.
Dude 1: Impossible.
Dude 2: Not according to Occam’s Razor.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

razor

A depressed person's best friend

Ergh. Saw that bitch with a huge white cloth over her wrist? Must've used the razor.

by Welp June 2, 2004

razor

Supposedly high quality cocaine. Adjective usually used by drug dealers to make crappy coke that has been stepped on sound better than it is.

My boy said this shit was razor, but it smells like paint stripper.

by XdElIrIuM April 26, 2006

razorflake

Razorflake is a portmanteau of "razor" and "snowflake," referring to someone who 1) plays tough and 2) overreacts to any perceived insult with 3) a completely unreasonable degree of vindictiveness, especially when coming from a position of privilege and power.

It has been three days and he's still dragging her name through the mud because she called him a liar, after he clearly lied. What a razorflake....

by K'tarnan October 23, 2017

razor2k3

jewish fatty

LoL _Razor_ is gay

by pi February 14, 2004