Rant rant

This means that something stinks, has a foul oder or that it's rinkey dink or disorganized.

I went to the Walgreens on church st and it was rant rant, or I walked passed this lady and she smelt like rant rant

by Kiara strayhorn February 12, 2023

Durf-Rant

A Durf-Rant some times said in two words is a rant that is extremely long and seems to never stop.

Durf is just Durf-Ranting again.

by ­ -_-­ ­ September 03, 2021

rant merchant

A person who is prolific at dishing out his own passionate opinions, whether they be requested or not. An opinion from a rant merchant is always correct.

"That guy's got an opinion on everything.."
"I know, he's a right bloody rant merchant."
"Always right though..."

by RantMerchant October 27, 2009

Yoda Rant

A long, philosophical rant of advice, usually about emotions, feelings, or life events, given by someone who is usually deep and wise, like Yoda from Star Wars.

I asked her for relationship advice and she went off on this whole Yoda Rant about the true meaning of love and all that stuff.

by Otternugget ;D March 12, 2013

Rantness

When one gets carried away or out of control

“The catnip has made the cat rantness”

by Bananahannah8 May 28, 2022

Brant rant

When he says, "you are mean" and then says you hurt his feelings and turns around and stomps off like a little girl throwing a fit!

Listen to that nonstop bitching. Sounds like he's throwing another Brant rant!

by Piggy's July 24, 2024

coxian rant

1. A long, detailed sarcastic rant used with the intent to insult the recipient. Such as used by Dr. Cox on the TV show Scrubs.

2. A sarcastic rant that is so long the recipient may lose interest and leave before it completes.

Person 1: Do you want me to list everything that I'd a higher priority than your request? *proceeds to list everything on their desk, open tab, and random things they saw on a TV show.

Recipient: Look, I don't have time for your Coxian Rant. You could have just said 'no'.

by AddyGrinl August 25, 2024