When you rant about yourself to yourself, usually at 3 am and you can't sleep so you just start taking about how much of a piece of shit you are to yourself
Bro I couldn't sleep last night because I was mad at myself so I started to self-rant
A heated and emotional tirade committed by someone, usually a public figure of high importance or popularity, where they exhibit odd and unusual behaviors often attributed to drug addiction.
Mike: Did you see Nicki Minaj’s recent Tweets?
Molly: Here she goes again with another cokerant!
1. A long, detailed sarcastic rant used with the intent to insult the recipient. Such as used by Dr. Cox on the TV show Scrubs.
2. A sarcastic rant that is so long the recipient may lose interest and leave before it completes.
Person 1: Do you want me to list everything that I'd a higher priority than your request? *proceeds to list everything on their desk, open tab, and random things they saw on a TV show.
Recipient: Look, I don't have time for your Coxian Rant. You could have just said 'no'.