I went to the Walgreens on church st and it was rant rant, or I walked passed this lady and she smelt like rant rant
by Kiara strayhorn February 12, 2023
by -_- September 03, 2021
A person who is prolific at dishing out his own passionate opinions, whether they be requested or not. An opinion from a rant merchant is always correct.
"That guy's got an opinion on everything.."
"I know, he's a right bloody rant merchant."
"Always right though..."
"I know, he's a right bloody rant merchant."
"Always right though..."
by RantMerchant October 27, 2009
When he says, "you are mean" and then says you hurt his feelings and turns around and stomps off like a little girl throwing a fit!
by Piggy's July 24, 2024
1. A long, detailed sarcastic rant used with the intent to insult the recipient. Such as used by Dr. Cox on the TV show Scrubs.
2. A sarcastic rant that is so long the recipient may lose interest and leave before it completes.
2. A sarcastic rant that is so long the recipient may lose interest and leave before it completes.
Person 1: Do you want me to list everything that I'd a higher priority than your request? *proceeds to list everything on their desk, open tab, and random things they saw on a TV show.
Recipient: Look, I don't have time for your Coxian Rant. You could have just said 'no'.
Recipient: Look, I don't have time for your Coxian Rant. You could have just said 'no'.
by AddyGrinl August 25, 2024
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A very long, loud, and angry rant. Makes people annoyed. Usually used when someone is very sad or angry.
by RandomGuydkcdjfjfkffmfkfmckfck June 23, 2018