A long, philosophical rant of advice, usually about emotions, feelings, or life events, given by someone who is usually deep and wise, like Yoda from Star Wars.
I asked her for relationship advice and she went off on this whole Yoda Rant about the true meaning of love and all that stuff.
by Otternugget ;D March 12, 2013
by Bananahannah8 May 28, 2022
When he says, "you are mean" and then says you hurt his feelings and turns around and stomps off like a little girl throwing a fit!
by Piggy's July 24, 2024
1. A long, detailed sarcastic rant used with the intent to insult the recipient. Such as used by Dr. Cox on the TV show Scrubs.
2. A sarcastic rant that is so long the recipient may lose interest and leave before it completes.
2. A sarcastic rant that is so long the recipient may lose interest and leave before it completes.
Person 1: Do you want me to list everything that I'd a higher priority than your request? *proceeds to list everything on their desk, open tab, and random things they saw on a TV show.
Recipient: Look, I don't have time for your Coxian Rant. You could have just said 'no'.
Recipient: Look, I don't have time for your Coxian Rant. You could have just said 'no'.
by AddyGrinl August 25, 2024
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A very long, loud, and angry rant. Makes people annoyed. Usually used when someone is very sad or angry.
by RandomGuydkcdjfjfkffmfkfmckfck June 23, 2018