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Rando Commando

An insult used in video games. A person who is so bad and unpredictable that their unexpected actions may occasionally make them beat better players. They tend to use high-risk, high-reward tactics or all-in strategies to get an easy win, rather than having a consistent play style.
"...there are some things that can beat smartness and foresight. Awkwardness and stupidity can. The best swordsman in the world doesn't need to fear the second best swordsman in the world; no, the person for him to be afraid of is some ignorant antagonist who has never had a sword in his hand before; he doesn't do the thing he ought to do, and so the expert isn't prepared for him."

-Mark Twain, expert on rando commandos.
by Legato107 April 8, 2012
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Park random

A person that plays park all day and isn't known by anyone; casuals.
Bro, I just lost to this bum ass park random in park today. Kid has a 1 win percentage.
by Jskkakakaq January 5, 2022
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A Random

Someone who's not well known, or is simply a stranger. Usually being used online while playing games.
Guy 1:"He's such a random! Get outta here random! You're garbo!"
Random:"I'm a random."
by Javier Villalobos January 17, 2009
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Randolph-Macon Woman's College

Hollins to bed. Sweet Briar to wed. RMWC girls go Pre-med. If Hollins and Sweet Briar had a threesome with Einstein at Hampden-Sydney, they would have a baby called Randolph-Macon Woman's College. This baby would wear Lilly Pulitzer, pearls, rainbows, carry Vera Bradley to every class, and have the most recent knowledge of feminist culture as well as art, science, and literature. She also would be caught lurking in the woods at night wearing black robes and bandanas creating all sorts of mischief (some call witchcraft), but really, she lost her sororities in the 70s because civil rights were more important. Also, she would be split between three personalities: the confused hippy bisexual, the trophy wife heterosexual, and the banner waving lesbian.
HSC boy: Why are RMWC girls the best?
HSC boy 2: Because they know what "nantucket red" is, and they think it's retarded that we would care about such a material thing?
HSC boy: Yes.(Hand me another beer.)Plus, not only are they smarter in the classroom than any other girls, they're smarter in bed.
by 2cool4u October 12, 2004
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random

For the love of God, stop using this word. It's not clever, it's not funny and it's not original. You sound just the same as all the other clone-like teenagers who think they're oh so unique for saying it. Give it a fucking rest.
Mindless teenager: Omg I have to tell you what happened it was just so random

Me: *clobbers with garden rake*
by Tempestua April 2, 2005
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randomed

an unfair and fixed occurence,
super smash bros melee: roy charges up his smash and releases his attack, just before a bom-omb appears in front of him, he must follow thru, smashes the bom and dies:

u got freaken RANDOMED!!
by nerdatron5000 October 25, 2007
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Randomality

Randomality is a word referring to a really random person/thing/event. Randomality can also refer to something that very rarley happens.
Those girls over there ooze randomality.

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What was up with Ms. Clarckson's randomality today.
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