Reuben

When you accidentally do a SOT run on your own kingdom in Utopia.

My king ordered a SOT run on his own kingdom. Luckily I corrected him otherwise he would have been a Reuben.

by Nezukooo September 24, 2021

Reuben

The best person to ever exist he loves cats and will listen too you anytime he is loyal and is the kindest person ever with the best sense of humour

Person 1: Hey look it’s Reuben!

Person 2: Oh my god he’s so cool

Person 3: I don’t like Reuben

*person 1 and 2 kill 3*

by Dfbffkdkdkdkd April 3, 2022

Reuben Hobbs

Being an absolute gimp, tiny willy. The most gay person ever, can't talk to girls. Has pictures on his phone of his mums area down below.

Oh stop doing a Reuben Hobbs.

by Ligma Balls 69 November 8, 2023

Reuben’s Knob

Reuben’s knob is made of only the finest and rarest materials... that’s why it is so tiny!!! It perches ontop of his cow sized bollocks like an eagle.

He flashed his knob inside a group chat with his friends asian man and jordan

They screenshotted it and since then it had become legend between all simps

Reuben’s knob? I’ve heard of it but never seen it!!!

by Naked Chinese man June 24, 2020

Reuben

Boys with a non existent penis

Katrina: Reubens penis was soo small I prefer BBCs

by Realdog May 27, 2024

Reuben

Reuben, Oh reuben is a mullet, dad bod, smoking sex bomb. He makes girls his bitches and they love it. One girl reading this rn knows she’s his slut xox

He has a dad bod and mullet ? Of course that’s…. Reuben

by mulletsex_bomb November 25, 2021

Reuben

Sponge Bob

Omg it’s “Reuben”!!!!

by Whalgan April 26, 2021