Reuben boydhouser

A wanna be biker mechanic that works for his daddy docking all day then goes home and has rainbow kisses with mommy while dad records for later enjoyment

Hey, why isn't work getting done in the yard? Them guys just be reuben boydhouser ing all day, that's why.

by Barry#1mech September 15, 2021

Reuben

When you accidentally do a SOT run on your own kingdom in Utopia.

My king ordered a SOT run on his own kingdom. Luckily I corrected him otherwise he would have been a Reuben.

by Nezukooo September 24, 2021

Reuben Hawes

reuben hawes most certainly is a questionable individual. but im flattering, funny, and i can slap a binch who gets in my way!!

reuben hawes: "WHAT WHY HAS NOONE MADE A DEFINITION ABOUT ME :("
kate: "im sorry my bubbie"
gift: "kate lets rub fronts!"
reuben: "ill just do it myself omg"

by urchin stomper March 2, 2022

Reuben

A sexy beast with a large, trimmed delicious cock. This person has all the ladies and is the sexiest man in town. He regulary fucks a minimum of 3 pussies a night, sometimes going as far as 7. He has a scent, thats so distinct, pussies squirt simultanously as soon as they're hit by it. Overall, a 13/10 for looks, personality, and penis size.

Hey Dave! That bloke there is a Reuben! Look at his gigantic penis!

by EveFuckedEric September 1, 2021

Reuben

Cool guy

Reuben is such a Reuben

by toebyc September 28, 2025

Reuben Stepanovski

Reuben Stepanovski is a dude who really loves the gym and is hashtag team Edward.
He does not associate himself with the sandwich but he eats alot of them

He plays hella minecraft and will fish for u if ur iPad gets too sweaty
He likes to go to the airport and watch planes
And he yearns for a phone
He does not associate himself with the pig from minecraft story mode

Person 1: hey Reuben Stepanovski do u want a Reuben sandwich?!
Reuben: no bro wat is wrong with u

by tazzyy October 5, 2025

Reuben

To Reuben someone is to annoy them by telling lies about them.

My friend keeps trying to Reuben me.

by HiyoTheNL November 10, 2025