When blow a load in a chick the night before and the next morning before she showers she asks you to go down on her and her snatch looks like corned beef and stinks like rotten sauer kraut.
by 660 June 3, 2017

Reuben is a guy who is often a gamer and usually acts autistic but can lock in when it counts sometimes.
by Noober2400 April 7, 2025

reuben is a lying and manipulating fuck who has no shame on being a complete whore to every girl he meets because he got "attachement issues". he'll eventually get rid of you as soon as he gets bored of you.
by Sparkava June 17, 2024

“Reuben likes me, ew 🤬”
by By: Maddi M :) January 31, 2022

Reuben has such a big dick that Lana Rhodes can’t even eat it. He’s the nicest hottest person you’ll ever meet and he’s great at sex. He’s athletic sexy and a great person. Girls go crazy for him.
by cockeater42069 May 7, 2021

Always close and piss about together if you meet a Reuben and Kai you will know that they must be best friends
Human1:them two lads over there look like they are close.
Human2:they are probably called Reuben and kai
Human2:they are probably called Reuben and kai
by Kainapple45 July 1, 2019

The Corsairs usually are based around After the Flash: Deep Six. This faction has replaced B3 in lore of th game. Along with that they are secretly allied to the MEB and are super edgy pirates that literally any LPM will tell you that they're better. because most looms are biased when it comes to Corsairs
by JustToastDude April 3, 2017
