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quarantine buddy

Someone who occupies your time during the COVID-19 quarantine. (Also see friends with benefits, fuck buddy, could also be just a friend. Really what ever you want it to mean)
Want to be my quarantine buddy? Don’t make me spend this time alone.
by Taybo93 November 15, 2020
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Quadratohydroseruption

The act of combusting into ashes and returning to your homeland.
Juan: "Hey have you seen Carlos recently?"
Big Phil: "Nah, I heard he went through quadratohydroseruption."
Juan: "Damn, that sucks."
by DJGymSock January 15, 2021
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Quarantino

A child born in early 2021, obviously born after COVID quarantine.
I went to the brewery and there's all these brand new babies. All Quarantinos.
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happy quarantine

A socially distanced greeting in the times of COVID-19 pandemic
*walking at a 6 feet distance from occasional stranger and greet with: "Happy quarantine!"
by Lalustyler April 9, 2020
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Planetary Quarantine

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine
by ♥🗺☠ July 20, 2021
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Quadrangod

a transcendent entity that cannot be subject to space and time. However, this does not mean that one cannot know the Quadrangod. He/She/It/They/Them is/are full of glittorious majesty as well as physical fitness. You can call upon the Quadrangod by assuming one of the four (4) positions. Here are the positions:

1. Bending over and staying down which is similar to the act done on an airplane but, different because it is directed to the Quadrangod.
2. The Shiva
3. The pretzel not to be confused with the one George W. Bush almost choked on.
4. The Dicle, not to be confused with the Unforgivable which is a position of the anti-Quandrangod, also known as Boompahgod.

One of the more orthodox of following the Quadrangod is called the way of the Rawr.
Sally: Rawr!

Bobby: Are you doing the Dicle towards Quadrangod?

Sally: Of course.
by Laora Nutz February 23, 2009
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Quadratic Formula

A mildly long but sensible and useful equation. Typically used for solving for the two, one, or zero real values of X in a quadratic equation.
"I used the quadratic formula to find the X intercepts of this parabola!"
by マジで死にたい May 4, 2019
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