porcelain slingshot

When a poop hardens like steel pellet and receives an extra grunt on it's expel - giving immediate thrust through the toilet bowl at accelerations faster than eminems mouth, disgregaring the twist in the toilet piping.

If the city bubbleyards are within 20km, duck and cover.

Mike, Nev, Brian, and Greg were over for beers and cards when the blasphemous porcelain slingshot from Gregs arse corrupted the entire vicinity.

by heidro January 31, 2005

Porcelain Slug

Porcelain Slug N. 1) The resulting sluglike turd left behind when sitting on the toilet backwrds. 2) To leave a turd on the inside of the toilet bowl just above the water line.

Porcelain Slug
1) I was in a hurry and didn't have time to turn around and sit. So, I had to leave a Porcelain Slug.
2) After drinking 15 beers I snuck into my mother-in-law's bathroom and left her a Porcelain Slug.

by SirIsaacHillary September 24, 2005

porcelain welding

Particularly violent discharge of near liquid feces into the toilet bowl, resulting in a splattering effect around the rear of said bowl. Flushing will not remove this weld splatter, and it becomes dried on and very difficult to clean later. Sometimes under extreme porcelain welding conditions the tank, or wall behind may be hit by the weld splatter.

"Man Steve did some porcelain welding after dinner, Who's gonna clean that up"

by bunyon January 3, 2007

Porcello'd

To fearlessly bean the other team's ugliest player, then throw his 'roided ass to the ground when he charges.

"Youkilis totally got Porcello'd last night." "Your lucky I didn't Porcello you in our softball game last night." "Billingsley should have Porcello'd A-Rod last night after Manny got hit."

by Courtesy of Detroit August 14, 2009

charlie purcell month

the month of april is dedicated to charlie purcell. no further comment is necessary. all hail charlie. also known as “p” by his close friends (alex gaz) and also popular youtube influencer ‘Baticrease21’.

Wait? It’s april, doesn’t that mean it’s charlie purcell month?

yeah!! i’m buying a cake for the occasion!!

by baticrease21stan April 8, 2021

Purell Junkie

One who uses Purell in excess, and for multiple purposes.

Guy: Let's have sex.
Girl: Okay, but only if you Purell your weenie first.
Guy: Dammit b**ch, you're such a Purell junkie.

by NICONICONICOLAS November 11, 2009

Porcelain Shoes

On some occasions, people have had sex in an airplane bathroom. Since those bathrooms are so small, some people accidently get their feet stuck in the toilet. those are called porcelain shoes.

Dude, I was f*****g Angela earlier and I got a pair of porcelain shoes. The attendant had to help me out...

by Apecicle April 12, 2010