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Perverse Psychology 

Being brutally and truthfully honest with an individual (in a humourous way) with no intention of changing the person at all. In the end having the person laughing about their own faults and inadequacies. Unlike reverse psychology where you say the opposite to get the result you want.
Me: We laughed so hard at Jake trying to understand big words...dumb fuck doesn’t get it
Friend: is he gonna learn?
Me: no. It’s just funny. Right Jake?
Jake: so funny.
Friend: that’s perverse psychology?
Jake: huh?

pot psychology 

1. The psychology behind smoking pot.
2. The psychology behind keeping things in pots.
3. The interaction between smoking pot and putting things in pots.
1. Dude, how much pot have you smoked, you look baked?!
2. Which pot did you put your weed in man, I can't find it!
3. You can't remember which pot you put your pot in because you were high as a kite when you put it there! That's pot psychology for ya!

Buzzword Psychology 

Meaningless drivel. Things like “goal” or “shared vision.” And the assertion that you need these things is conjecture promulgated as fact.

Dr. Jordan Baalenciaga PeepPorp “You can only feel positive emotion in relationship to a goal”

Hym “This a prime example of Jordan Peterson (in the words of Brandon Shiff) stating conjecture as fact. See, he knows he’s doing it and he knows that it’s wrong for him to do it but he’s just going to keep doing it. Because right and wrong don’t matter to Jordan Peterson. The only thing that matters to Jordan Peterson is the preservation of his own will. Which is why he’s so obsessed with not being manipulated. YOUR will (on the other hand) is irrelevant. What you believe is irrelevant (to Dr. Jordan Peterson). And it’s demonstrably untrue. What about the weekend, Jordan? Was it my ‘goal’ to not work for a couple of days? No. But I feel positive emotion none the less. How about finding 20 dollar bill on the sidewalk. Positive emotion? Yes. Was it my goal to find money on the sidewalk? No.”

Dr. Qwertyuiop asdfghjkl “Anyone can find the exception!”
Hym “It’s not that there’s AN exception. It’s that that are so many exceptions that it makes it impossible for what you’re saying to be true. It’s the same with your ‘shared vision’ nonsense. You use these vague, amorphous terms to disguise the sophistry. How is a ‘shared vision’ and different from a ‘predictive model?’ I’m referring (of course) to your argument about climate change. This ‘share vision’ is not only unnecessary but it doesn’t really mean anything. And what happened to ‘not doing things that you know to be wrong and stupid?’ That’s what you do. It isn’t for you. Your entire propositional ethic is what is convenient for OTHER PEOPLE to do so that YOU don’t have to deal with them. OOHHH!!! 😱 That’s what this is! It’s YOU getting out of having to do therapy! That’s YOUR goal. Therapy was miserable and depressing for you because of how tragic people’s lives are, and now you don’t have to do it. You can ‘help people’ (who don’t actually need help) by promulgating your flawed ethic (that doesn’t hold up to scrutiny) and get that sweet, sweet positive emotion without having to do things you don’t want to do. Which is the definition of ‘moving towards a goal’ by the way. Doing things you don’t want to do. THAT IS HILARIOUS! HA! That’s the point of your buzzword psychology. Rendering therapy obsolete through sophistry.”

Dr. Gargamel Potara “You can’t think so accept my propositions and die quietly regardless of the outcome!”
Buzzword Psychology by Hym Iam December 6, 2022

Operah-eque psychology 

Common-sense, rational logical reasoning

You're definitely unlike the average computer user, you employed some excellent Operah-eque psychology to shut down those brain-dead blathering computer-using idiots

Reverse Psychology 

Oh, shit. Did I write that one down? I might have altered the outcome.
Hym "Iam you idiot! You know you can't tell people the things you predict!"

Iam "I... I thought if I waited until after no one would believe me!"

Hym "Well, now we'll never know. It's like reverse psychology! If you tell them what you think they are going to do then they are going to do the opposite!"

Iam "I'm sorry! I meant to wait until after! I didn't know I wrote that one!"
Reverse Psychology by Hym Iam April 19, 2022

Alaca Psychology

After the corona virus effect has lost its effect compared to the previous months, the psychologist Leman Alaca, the founder of Alaca Psychology, made important evaluations about the post-pandemic process.
Alaca Psychology, made important evaluations about the post-pandemic process.
Alaca Psychology by yoltutkunu June 20, 2020