Prostate Pelican

A gay guy who wobbles his way into other men's prostates.

Guy: What are you doing to that guy?
Challlls: Touching his prostate.
Guy: Damn prostate pelican.

by Adolf Obama October 19, 2009

Prostate check

A term used by homosexual doctors to make the act of fingering ones butthole seem legitimate.

Bent Queer Fag-Doctor: hello there, it appears you require a prostate check.

Victim: But I came to get a check up regarding my sore stomach?

Bent Queer Fag-Doctor: ...I'll be able to view your stomach by... frigging your butthole?

Victim: Sounds fishy to me...

Bent Queer Fag Doctor: Yeah stfu and bend over already.

by MysticShadow November 9, 2012

surprise prostate exam

When yo girl surprises u with a surprise prostate exam listening to Owl City.

MR CLEAN, RIGHT BEHIND YOU! HES FINNA GIVE U A SURPRISE PROSTATE EXAM1!1!1!1

by Dabdabdabdabdab August 28, 2017

Poonstache

Aside from what has been said about moustaches and pussy, it is what someone has when they havn't shaven and do not quite have a full moustache yet.

That asian kid from Gran Torino has one dusty ass poonstache.

by 1q2w3e4r5t6y7u July 10, 2009

Prostate tickler

The act of brown nosing to its fullest.

Guy1: Man, John really has his nose up Ringo's arse...
Guy2: Yep, he's a prostate tickler for sure.

by CogDan April 21, 2007

Prostate

Somethin' in your butt.

I have prostate cancer....it's in my butt.

by Mickey Fiednieriann June 18, 2008

prostate prodder

A homosexual who engages in an act of anal sex with another man.

He told the jury he couldn't have done it because he was a prostate prodder.

by Ian Chode February 17, 2004