promotion puppy

a person whose sole desire in life is to climb the ranks

Gregory was a promotion puppy, and wouldn't stop until he was CEO.

by Anonymous tormentor April 4, 2023

Proposition

It isn't about the people

Hym "It's about the proposition. And how the fuck was I suppose to know what kind of response I would get? How is this NOT the exact opposite of what should have happened here? And people are using my fucking arguments. Why would mainstream public intellectuals USE ARGUMENTS THAT DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE YOU FUCKING GOMER! JESUS CHRIST! CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO HIM THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AND ARGUMENT AND AN ASSERTION!? You're just asserting that it isn't a problem and EVEN IF IT WAS A PROBLEM you wouldn't give a shit. Seriously, I was a 1400 WITHOUT being trained by the greatest chess players on the planet. Dumb. You want to bitch about what I'm doing but look at the fucking morons who are already popular!"

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

Proposition 69

We must drink tomorrow night or else

sauce matt and co are going to proposition 69 tonight

by yung hoe kim May 19, 2024

proposting

Proposing a social media post on your own account to support a friends project.

Hey, want me to post about your party tomorrow?
Wow, thanks for proposting that!

by ScriptedFantasy May 2, 2025

proposting

Supporting a friends by suggesting a to post their project on your on socials.

"Want me to post your tarot project?"
"Aww, thank you for proposting that!"

by ScriptedFantasy May 2, 2025

Russian promotion

Receiving a promotion in an organization only because there's a sudden "vacancy" that needs to be addressed.

Uncle Joe hooked Andrei Zhdanov up with a Russian promotion to head of Leningrad Oblast after the shocking and completely unexpected assassination of Sergei Kirov.

by anonymous August 31, 2023

porn promotion

mispelled as pawn promotion.
refers to a very bad move in chess.

*moves his pawn to e2 then the queen gets hit

the attacker: that was a porn promotion

by adamantium_me January 8, 2025