procrasterbating

the act of masturbating to put off an important activity

tyler; i had a paper due today but instead i spent the whole day procrasterbating

by mrgdawg111 November 6, 2012

Procrasterbating

Using masturbation as an excuse for procrastinating

dad: did you clean your room?
you: ohh, ohh, yeah, just... one.... second
dad: what are you doing in there?
You: Procrasterbating

by loserlord12 August 23, 2011

Procrastibation

Masturbating for the purpose of wasting time when you have something important due.

I had a 10 page paper due in several hours but I wallowed in procrastibation.

by NKH June 11, 2009

Procrasturbating

The act of scamming out of work to masturbate.

1) Has anyone seen Vinny?
2) No last time I seen him was about 30 minutes ago, and he was walking to the head.
3) Oh he must be procrasturbating again.

by Cpl. Brown December 9, 2009

Procrastinating

I'll tell you tomorrow...

He is totally procrastinating

by bcmwolverine May 14, 2014

Procrastinating

What you are doing right now

"what are you doing"

" looking up the definitions o f random words on urban dictionary"

"Oh you mean procrastinating"

by Jsfadd February 7, 2015

Procrastinating

What you are doing right now. Get back to work you lazy.

What should I do instead of my homework. I can watch Netflix for 42 hours. Go Procrastinating!

by ProcrastinatingNursingStudent April 22, 2015