poocano

(n) massive fecal residual
(adverb) eruptive behaviour related to the act of defecation
(v) to shit

damn, that dude just poocanoed his drawls.

by eitstripe June 11, 2003

Pocahontas syndrome

When a native American is attracted to/dating/in a relationship w a white person

She's seeing this white guy, John. She has that Pocahontas syndrome.

by ChecaLovesFrida May 23, 2015

procastraction

A mix between procrastination, distraction, and frustration. Usually involving homework, essays, and projects. Used mostly among junior/high school students.

Person 1: "Damn, I'm never going to finish this essay."
Person 2: "Procastraction?"
Person 1: "Definitely."

by meghanscrewrunzdeepyo April 2, 2009

poocastinate

When one has exhausted all other means of procastination, so sits on the toilet and hopes for a poo to come out and put off doing actual work.

A: This assignment sucks. I've been procastinating...cleaning my room...watching mid afternoon TV...taking the dog for the walk. I better get into this work then.

B: Maybe its time to poocastinate.

A: Hhhhhrr. Yep. That'll work.

by gottadosomework November 1, 2010

precaffinate

The tendency to not start anything until you have had a cup of coffee/soda/energy drink.

I precaffinated before tearing into the server rack with reluctance. It had to be done with the right caffeine spin control.
I had to precaffinate before replying to the yard long email expecting me to reply or else.

by Argonator November 26, 2014

precariously

dangerously unsteady

Hopefully this has not ruined our precariously perched friendship.

Listen to unsteady (use the word precarious in place of unsteady) by X-Ambassorders.

by glazer no chaser November 15, 2017

precaution

Precaution is the act of making sure nuffin bad happens to you.

"Rightio, you're about to have sex for the first time. Have you taken plently of precautions?"

by Alex Quantashassle May 31, 2005