Probably motherfucking diabetes

What you get when you guzzle down sweets

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets; probably motherfucking diabetes

by TheCornerOfYourRoo April 8, 2021

Probation

I just bought more time to shame & bully your girl.

You are designated as probation status on the following gymnastics events: ALL.

by Gymnastics mom August 20, 2022

Penetration Probation

When you’re disappointed with a significant other, so you punish them with a time-out on sex.

Him: I’m so disappointed you kissed that dude. I’m putting you on penetration probation.

Her: but I need the dick

by mjdy November 28, 2017

Your probably right

I hate almost everyone.

“I think she hates me”

“Your probably right”

by Grace Torpey December 9, 2018

Masturbation-Probation

A Chance To Redeem Yourself During No-Nut-November.

BIGGIEYYY: No! I Just Failed No-Nut-November!

Madajio: Chill Dude, Your Just On Masturbation-Probation Now.

by Madajio Júan-Pablo December 24, 2021

Gremlin Probation

When a new man attempts to enter your life, but he has no boundaries and is so vague you honestly do not know if he thinks of you as a potential lover, or just wants a platonic friendship. Because he is so new to you, you can not make an informed decision. It is ok to put him on Gremlin Probation and not talk to him after midnight. You only communicate with him during daylight hours until he finally is more up front with you about his intentions.

"I don't know, I just this met this guy and he is DMing me all hours of the day and night. I don't even know him, so he's on Gremlin Probation until I get a chance to figure some things out."

by Hallow Weener December 14, 2022

your moms probably nice

A useless comeback said only by people like Jacob.

It’s funny, clever, but not very useful

“Your moms probably nice”
-Jacob 2019

by CemeteryWeather November 27, 2019