kinky promise

instead of clasping the two pinky fingers to signify a bond, the same bond is represented by the insertion of penis into vagina, and held for three seconds while maintaining eye contact. Then a kinky promise is completed.

Amelias pinky finger was broken, so we went to the bedroom and made a kinky promise.

by Steven71 April 20, 2011

primes and faces

A popular drinking game founded at University College Dublin, Dublin's Roebuck Hall. The game involves a deck of fifty-two cards with no jokers and a maximum of three players (two must be of the female anatomy). Most skilled players commence the game with a blood alcohol content (BAC) of at least .15. Cards are spread over a wooden table, face down, in a mild circular fashion. In a clockwise manner contestants draw from the pile, flipping their card in the process. If the card is either a face card (Jack, Queen, King or Ace) or any prime number (2,3,5,7)* the contestant must take a drink that lasts at minimum one second (of legitimate drinking) of a drink of their choice which must contain an alcohol content of 4.3% by volume or higher. The game continues until all cards have been drawn.

*There are more prime numbers in the number line, but the ones mentioned are the only ones in an official American deck of cards.

I got so wasted last night after playing primes and faces that I hooked up with Brian Corrigan.

by Juicy Meat February 18, 2008

promise joy

Have you ever seen a dream happen beyond sleep? Have you ever seen an angle, but you are alive. A promise is to keep, and a promise it shall stay. Joy offten get's mixed up with happyness. joy is from the heart, you feel your body fill with love and hope. The NAME Promise Joy is a rare name to be given. It is only given to the blessed one's in God's kingdom. Promise Joy is determined to do what she believes, and will never, ever stop. She is beautiful, but doesn't see it, so this makes her even more than words can describe. She has the best friends that she can and they can depend on her. You can trust her.

"Who is that!"
"That is Promise Joy, isn't she flawless!"
"You bet."

by Isabel Kira May 21, 2018

promise ring

1. A tactic teenage boys use to get with a girl without using normal means
2. One way ticket to vaginaville

I gave my girl a promise ring, and now she's a total nympho

by joemorgue September 28, 2005

Anarcho-primitivist

Someone who would like to see the abolition of all power relations of hierachy, coercion, domination, and exploitation that was brought about by the shift from hunter-gatherer to agriculture.

Every hunter gatherer in the world is an anarcho-primitivist and proof that it works.

by Ted Slade September 4, 2010

Party Promise

Something you say at a party that you have no intention of keeping, especially if you will probably never see the person again. Similar to a "little white lie."

"I promise I'll pull out in time"

"No, that's no a roofiecolada"

by kyle the ninja April 23, 2005

Hollow Promise

A promise that is made without any intention of being followed through with. Often used just to shut someone up.

The receptionist's claim of Milo before lunch time was nothing more than a hollow promise.

by DisgruntledAccountant November 10, 2009