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Donald J Trump was feeling lonely in his office one day when he had a preposterous thought and decided to call up his fellow candidate Joe Biden to film some presidential porn. In doing so, he could get more votes and be re-elected. Biden came over, startled by the request, and Trump advanced on the man from behind when his guard was down. Biden moaned by accident. Trump smirked in satisfaction that his plan was working and with the new discovery of presidential porn, America would begin a new era of greatness.
by ThEcUrRyMaN October 30, 2020
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Presidential Porn

A politician or president feeding the viewer or supporter the fantasy of a brighter future for America
"Trump keeps feeding political boomers MAGA supporters Presidential Porn and Racism."
by HasanTheSmartRetard October 30, 2020
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presidential

(adj.) Representing the worst approach to something.
Can you believe how disorganised that debate was? They kept yelling over each other. It was so presidential.
by Werdenschmidt September 30, 2020
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Presidential

To be reckless, irresponsible, act without regard.
You went to that party even though you had Covid-19, bro you are presidential AF and I don’t think we can be friends.
by ciderguyB October 6, 2020
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Presidential Covid

When someone claims to have covid-19 yet does not reveal much information on their exact physical condition. They are only ill for a few days and then claim to be back to normal which makes one question if they had the virus at all.
Chad called in sick Monday and said he had coronavirus. By Wednesday he was out drinking with the guys again. He had presidential covid.
by Randi Newton October 11, 2020
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presidential suicide

When a US president does something so bad it gets him impeached or assasinated
CNN reporter: "Donald Trump is comitting presidential suicide as we speak"
by KingOfPotatoes September 30, 2017
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Presidential N64

The N64 that the President plays while the illuminati does all his/her work for them.
Hey, new information about the presidential N64 was just released.

Really?! What does it look like?

Like a N64. Duh.
by bob saget4444 May 17, 2017
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