Best existing comeback to the insult "Suck my dick."
It is often used to test the other person to see if they do present it and if they don't they will be called a "pussy".
If the other does in fact present it, proceed with an insult about his penis.
It is often used to test the other person to see if they do present it and if they don't they will be called a "pussy".
If the other does in fact present it, proceed with an insult about his penis.
Andrew: Suck my dick
Evan: Present it.
(Andrew whips it out)
Evan: HAHA! Look at Andrew's little penis!
Evan: Present it.
(Andrew whips it out)
Evan: HAHA! Look at Andrew's little penis!
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Benny: Hey Man, how ever did you win the deal with Gullible Corp, Inc
Numpty: Benny, it is all down the the fantastic presentartion, they fell for every line, what idiots!.
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