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Teenage predator

A person who preys on teenagers by exploiting their naive nature in order to gain access to their body and its physical abilities. Common predator categories include pedophiles, drug dealers, and military recruiters.
1. The school turned student contact information over to a teenage predator who called Johnny and convinced him that he could tour the world and then get a free scholarship, provided he signed some paperwork. Next thing I know, he went to Iraq to kill for the oil companies and returned in a coffin.

2. Johnny has been walking funny ever since he returned from choir practice; I'm wondering if his priest, Father Feel Good, is another teenage predator.

3. Those teenage predators are getting children to carry out the drug sales in order to insulate themselves from drug dealer charges.
by 4justice August 3, 2009
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textual predator

Like a sexual predator, except the sexual advances are made through explicit text messages
Creeper: *texts* "Hey cutie, how about some loving 2nite?"

Innocent Girl: *texts* "I don't kno u! Leave me alone u textual predator!"
by Uneducated children in March 23, 2009
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aliens vs. predator

Video-biographical re-enactment of Chuck Norris' first sexual encounter.
>You seen Aliens vs. Predator yet?
>Eeew! Chuck Norris sex tape!
by HungryNoobivore January 28, 2010
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To Catch a Predator

Show where Chris Hansen confronts men who have arrived at a sting house hoping to have a nice little date with a 12 year old girl
Chris: "Have a Seat, Please keep your hands where I can see them, Did you find the place OK?"

Pervert: "I'm not gay or anythin', I'm just sayin."

To Catch a Predator
by Lee Weatherall November 29, 2019
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Dio Predator

1. Noun- A divine life form with master adaptation and an unsermountable evolutionary level. generally on the level of a god. Not defined as one type of life form. Its form and power often vary often forming into the most dominate and most powerfull being around, able to counter inact any new variation or thing it encounters. also see predator dio
Dio predators are considered the ultimate life form because of their unpredictability and of the various forms that they can take. Also considered the most powerfull of all predator species they have the ability to become that which is considerd the level of the gods.
by MK March 21, 2005
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Alien vs. Predator

When the two fattest, most hideous people you know hook up with each other
I witnessed Alien Vs. Predator when I walked in on Casey and Emily hooking up, and I immediately lost my eyesight and wept myself to sleep. I then contacted my therapist as I contemplated suicide, not being able to get that horrendous image out of my head.
by MitchMartinez333 April 6, 2009
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Gaybook Predator

A male homosexual who utilizes the popular social network Facebook to make advances on his prey. Prey, in this case, are other members of Facebook that the Predator sees as desirable and available. The Gaybook Predator is characterized as having little concern for the privacy of others, freely making inquiries into the sexual preferences of others in an effort to see who he can hunt. After finding a target, he tends to make pseudo-friendly and vapid responses, to appear approachable, and make the prey feel more intelligent. The Gaybook Predator is consistently bad news.

Note: Definition is not necessarily related to the actual Gaybook.
Clarence: "There's this guy who keeps messaging me on Facebook. He kept asking me if I was guy, but he seems nice. Kind of dopy though"
Tom: "Gaybook Predator! AVOID AVOID AVOID"
by Cyrus0 August 18, 2011
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