Someone that has mastered the art of homocaveing his gay lover.
What is a homocave you ask? Well first, you need at least two men. After fucking one guy in the ass to stretch him out, the man inserts his fist into the ass of the other man. After fistfucking him for a while, he pulls out his hand which will leave a gaping hole known as the homocave.
There are many variations of the homocave, including the flooded homocave. After the homocave is created, a series of 10+ horny men will ejaculate into the gapage filling it up with semen. This usually leads to the famous homoshake which somelike like Pretz would eagerly do like the cum hungry slut he is.
After giving his lover a huge flooded homocave and drinking the homoshake out of it, Pretz enjoys squatting over the gaping homocave and shitting into it. This is known as the coal filled homocave. Finally, Pretz lays down while his lover flushes out the homocave onto Xazmit's face.
What is a homocave you ask? Well first, you need at least two men. After fucking one guy in the ass to stretch him out, the man inserts his fist into the ass of the other man. After fistfucking him for a while, he pulls out his hand which will leave a gaping hole known as the homocave.
There are many variations of the homocave, including the flooded homocave. After the homocave is created, a series of 10+ horny men will ejaculate into the gapage filling it up with semen. This usually leads to the famous homoshake which somelike like Pretz would eagerly do like the cum hungry slut he is.
After giving his lover a huge flooded homocave and drinking the homoshake out of it, Pretz enjoys squatting over the gaping homocave and shitting into it. This is known as the coal filled homocave. Finally, Pretz lays down while his lover flushes out the homocave onto Xazmit's face.
Pretz is a man lover this is true.
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The person who caught the towel that Gwen Stefani threw into the crowd and used the DNA from her sweat to makes clones is a crazyass Pretzel.
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Get the soggy pretzel mug./verb/: A move used to incapacitate another individual with the power of flatus. To perform a Russian pretzel maneuver the initiator pulls the legs of the receiving individual up and over his or her head in a reverse somersault-like fashion. The initiator then comfortably sits bare-assed on the face of the receiving individual and farts with power and purpose.
Cleatus pissed me off yesterday. I ate some beans this mornin' and I'm gonna go give him a Russian pretzel
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