A potato

The greatest girlfriend you could ever have. Usually associated with the name Alayna. A potato is cute, a funny person with a great personality. 😊

Alayna is a potato. She is just great and i am so happy to have her in my life

by Maryloppinsyall November 12, 2018

Potatoe

Someone who is incredibly sexy and desirable and that has so much potential to be anything they want and has basically the best boyfriend.

by AntBanks87 November 18, 2017

Why the hell are you searching for the definition of potatoes you sick old man, might as well search up pineapples while your at it.

You weirdo...

eat my potato

by Drizzel331 April 27, 2015

the act of a man covering his wang with his sack.

anybody want the potato

by taten August 3, 2007

YOU POTATO

by rish the fish April 23, 2020

Adj. A description of one who is adorable while also retaining potato-like qualities.

Jo is so potatoable, it's hard to believe she has a boyfriend who is hella hot.

by Jo29 July 4, 2016

by Lolnorwegianboy2700 January 10, 2019