Potato

The most amazing thing known to mankind.

Mm, these potatoes are delicious!

by Caveflower July 3, 2014

Potato

A name commonly used to point out Irish people, due to their notorious crop failure in 1845.

Dude 1: Where are you from?
Dude 2: From Ireland.
Dude 1: You're a potato.

by P.O.P03 November 13, 2010

Potato

(n) - a slang term for the ass-hymen. Similar to the "cherry" blocking entry to the vagina, but dirtier.

Clyde: "Did you have anal intercourse with Sally last night?"
Chad: "Yeah, bro, it was her first time. I totally popped that bitch's potato!"

by CoreyFeldmanHero March 2, 2009

Potato

n. a slang and publically acceptable term used to describe ignorant African Americans.

If that black man does not quit riding his bike down the side of the interstate, he will quickly become a mashed potato after I hit him with my car.

by mediocremaiden November 1, 2010

Potato

Name of all names, meaning any insulting name that can be given.
whore, bitch, slut, cow, tramp ect..

'I hate her!'
'Same! shes a total potato'

'I hate her!'
'Same! shes a total potato'

'Slut.'
'Potato.'

by Supermans Best Friend. Ever. September 11, 2011

Potato

Another way of describing the knuckle-touching aspect of respect.

Me: Potato me my grain-rin.
Friend: Sure man.

by Murray Lewis November 20, 2003

Potato

Also known as a spirit animal for many people.

My spirit animal is a potato and it is also a banana's spirit animal too.

by Do a barrel role May 26, 2017