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Portland Doubledriver

This sexual act is a combination of the Portland Piledriver & the Portland Assdriver.

It begins by positioning a chick with has her ass straight up in the air with only the back of her head and neck touching the floor. She can be held in position by a couch or small table. A more flexible & talented ho can use the back of her arms and elbows to get her ass in the right position.

A dude then stands over the chick, spits on her pussy, aims his cock straight down with his right hand, and drives it with much force into her cunt. Then the cock is completely pulled out. He then her spits on her butthole, aims his cock straight down again, and drives it into her ass. This process is repeated back and forth from ass to cunt.
She was so drink last I got away with the Portland Doubledriver. She almost had one hole when I was done!
by uojr October 13, 2004
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portland estates

A classy, upper class / upper -middle class area located in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia. Commonly referred to as the PE. It is home to professionals, such as doctors, laywers, and engeneers. There are many preps that live in Portland Estates. The adults drive nice cars and apperance is important. People commonly have the misconception that people who live in PE are rude or snarky towards people who are not preps or who do not have the same amount of money. This, however, is untrue. People who live in Portland Estates were brought up the correct way.
Portland Estates is also home to many parties. It is believed that people who live in PE are a bunch of goodie goodies, but this isn't the case either. PE knows how to party in the big houses where they're rarely caught, or even in a near by hotel.
Person 1 :I'm going to an awesome party in Portland Estates tonight.
Person 2 :Aren't they all snobs?
Person 3 :No way! They're really nice.
by thevalleygirl April 18, 2008
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portmanteau

a cliche and uncreative technique to form new words - almost anyone who can speak a language can fabricate words by butchering two perfectly good words and using cheap glue to form one ugly word
Awful portmanteau words include "brangelina", "craptacular", "adorkable" and "soquid".
by Tojonto June 19, 2006
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Portmanterrific

Portmanterrific is an adjective that refers to a portmanteu that is deemed particularly extraordinary. (A portmanteu is a linguistic blend of two words that defines something as being the sum of two distinct objects or ideas, i.e. a spork is one part spoon, one part fork.) A portmanterrific portmanteau typically refers to a novel portmanteau that has only recently been introduced into the cultural lexicon. Portmanteaus like "Bennifer" and "Wikipedia," although useful, are too commonplace to earn the distinction of being portmanterrific.
Tramplifying my interview outfit was a portmanterrific call.

Chillaxing is not portmanterrific.

The most portmanterrific portmanteaus likely haven't even been listed on urbandictionary.com
by ilikelotsastuff July 24, 2009
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portland fit

When someone is mostly in good shape but has a pot belly. Named for the tendency of residents of Portland, OR to have lifestyles including both physical activity and epicureanism.
Every day Bill rides 30 miles on his bike, does 100 pushups, and then puts back 3 microbrews with dinner, he's pretty Portland Fit.

"No honey, you're not fat, you're Portland Fit"
by mayhem consultant December 10, 2013
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Portland Penis Prickler

After an Oregon Ducks game a bunch of rowdy and drunk fans strap one fan of the enemy team down to a wooden board and stick toothpicks in their dick until they quack like the mascot, the Oregon Duck.
Yeah, we really gave that inbred Florida State Fan the Portland Penis Prickler after the Rose Bowl.
by EliteSquall January 2, 2015
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Portland steamer

Eating a lobster roll while defecating and shimmying on your lovers chest.
I'm so glad we've incorporated shellfish into our lovemaking. The Portland steamer is a bounty of smells I'll not soon forget!
by Jarrid October 11, 2017
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