fart police

A person who is determined to figure out the source of a smelly fart.

Why is Bobby sniffing everyones ass. Someone must of called the fart police.

by Stephen McDonnell April 9, 2006

detroit police

The dirtiest, most crooked cops you will find. They are always portrayed as dirtbags and lowlifes in movies. Many people believe they will let you off the hook if the crime is anything short of murder.

Do you want to hear a joke? The entire detroit police department! They pulled me over and I had 50 kilos of coke, and they let me off as long as I did 4 lines in front of them!

by steve oh October 2, 2006

sex police

Peculiar to Perthshire, Scotland.

When you fall asleep at a party/gathering and a bunch of your mates run in naked and jump on you shouting "sex police!!" in a extreamly high pitched, camp German accent.

Almost always happens when there is no girls at the party/gathering.

Potter: "Rams, Ewan's fallen asleep. Wanna sex police him?"
Rams: "Haha, aye alright."

*2 minutes later...

Rams and Potter: "Sex Police!!!!!!" (Jump on Ewan)
Ewan: "Arrrgh! Aw naww!"

by Jupiterthecity May 31, 2006

Dab Police

An organization created by the youtuber Dantdm. To stop the use of the gesture made by Cam Newton.

Random guy: I aced my exam today! *Dab*

Random guy friend: NO , JUST NO! IT'S TIME TO CALL THE DAB POLICE!

by Narwhal dude April 19, 2018

safety police

A person or persons overly concerned with safety in every situation.

"Be careful those fireworks will blow your arms and legs off!" "Oh Mercedes, Are you the chief of the safety police?"

by loki September 27, 2005

Palos Verdes Estates Police

The assholes in Palos Verdes who get paid for nothing but take care of problems that the residents complain and whine about and to put stop signs in random places to slow everything down. Who needs police when the area is one of the wealthiest in California?

Dude, me and my bro were driving and we didn't see a stop sign so we got a ticket from the Palos Verdes Estates Police.

by AdomC June 24, 2015

Mattia Polibio

Possibly the most attractive TikTok boy, has shawty wrapped around his finger, probably has the best friend group of all time, and gets accused of bullying Alvaro the most even though he loves him.

person 1: did you see how mattia polibio bullied alvaro on kairis live?
person 2: yeah but he’s joking dumbass.
person 1: yeah I know but anyways..

by xoxo dumb bitch October 30, 2019