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plokijuh

a foul smelling liquid that seaps out of ones anal canal after dirty sex
ughh hunny i have the worst plokijuh in my ass tonight
by jeff buchalter MA. October 12, 2008
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Placking

Inserting a china plate into the arse crack of your partner.
"Hey Tim hows spicing up the love life going"

"Awesome mate, I placked that bitch good. Used 7 plates, it was super jizzfective"

Placking Crew 4 lyf
by dfjsdgnreljg fgbjfjfghjfgfghfg September 29, 2011
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plick

want to fight like, you plick?
by Moi September 1, 2003
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ploik

The word describing the sound of a male ejaculation. Usually used when pointing out a hot girl.
"Oh man, that girl is such a ploik"
by That weird kid November 10, 2007
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Phock

Verb: Pronounced /fok/
3rd person present: phocks; past tense: phocked; past participle: phocked; present participle: phocking

To ruin someone's meal plans (especially when involving noodles).
Erin (via text): "Rabiah, I'm here at the Vietnamese place, you totally phocked me! I want to throw this noodle in your face!"

Rabiah: "I waited 2 phocking hours!"

Erin: "Phock!"
by littlebrowngirl September 4, 2013
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phlocked

Damn dude. You're phlocked.
by ArizonaTaraNova August 14, 2017
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