A man who is relatively unattractive but not to the point where no woman will sleep with them. Ironically, this unattractiveness becomes the Pity Player's greatest asset, as hordes of women are attracted to him out of sheer pity, hence the title Pity Player.
Schwimmer, David; Schneider, ROB; GREEN, Tom
The beautiful young woman was so wasted she lost all control and fell victim to the whims of a classic Pity Player.
The beautiful young woman was so wasted she lost all control and fell victim to the whims of a classic Pity Player.
by Lauren & Brian September 25, 2008
Get the Pity Playermug. Points received on a difficult test when a student or students are not doing well in either the class or test. They are extra points given to help boost the grade on the test for the struggling student or students.
Person1: Hey what score did you get on the test?
person2:I got a 75 but looks like most of my score was made up of pity points.
person2:I got a 75 but looks like most of my score was made up of pity points.
by gman570 September 17, 2013
Get the pity pointsmug. facebook
Fred: going thru some tough times rite now, could use some comfort,
Sexy girl 1: awwwwwww poor baby
Sexy girl 2: Evrythings gonna be ok, call me if you want :)
James: Damn fred gettin all the pity pussy
Fred: going thru some tough times rite now, could use some comfort,
Sexy girl 1: awwwwwww poor baby
Sexy girl 2: Evrythings gonna be ok, call me if you want :)
James: Damn fred gettin all the pity pussy
by BallaBrenn July 5, 2010
Get the Pity Pussymug. When, the morning after a personally trying event, your parent or significant other voluntarily makes you breakfast out of sympathy.
Man, yesterday I was fired, failed a test, was rear-ended, and got a parking ticket... but today I feasted on chocolaty pity pancakes made from scratch! Thanks, mom!
by Felicific May 26, 2009
Get the Pity Pancakesmug. Pity fishing is an action when the "fisherman" complains about something in there life just to get pity from their listeners.
Someone who complains about something just so others can here them to give the complainer pity.
Pity fisherman are also usually compliment fishers (see compliment fishing)
Someone who complains about something just so others can here them to give the complainer pity.
Pity fisherman are also usually compliment fishers (see compliment fishing)
Facebook Status: "My life is so hard, I have to do everything myself no one else will lift a finger."
PatsyReader: "awww poor you"
SmartReader: "oh quit your PITY FISHING!"
PatsyReader: "awww poor you"
SmartReader: "oh quit your PITY FISHING!"
by quiturbitchin December 13, 2009
Get the Pity Fishingmug. by Bari123 February 13, 2018
Get the Pity tittymug. Man A: Come out to drink tonight !
Man B: Nah man I’m still thinking about my grandma.
Man A: Dude she died 5 years ago quit suckling on my pity titty, you’re just milking it at this point.
Man B: Nah man I’m still thinking about my grandma.
Man A: Dude she died 5 years ago quit suckling on my pity titty, you’re just milking it at this point.
by Aaayyyy December 12, 2022
Get the Pity Tittymug.