When you're standing in line for a drink at a bar that's so crowded you unintentionally cop feels of people's tits that are passing by.
by Spiraldown May 28, 2016
Get the Tits-Packed mug.Constipated from anal sex. When her booty hole and colon are all backed up from too much anal. That shit is packed and typically requires an enema for release.
Where’s Rachel? She’s at home. She can’t make it. I’ve been hitting that ass every night this week and she’s mustard packed. She ran to CVS for an enema.
by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
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David Pickett: “Were you vaping in the bathroom Lilly?”
Lilly: “No I was doing the macarena with David Pickett”
Lilly: “No I was doing the macarena with David Pickett”
by Thickypotpie April 14, 2022
Get the david pickett mug.A vacuum-packed cow can be found in most fields in Britain throughout autumn and winter. Many believe that the large cylinder black bags are full of hay, but that is an urban legend. Inside these mysterious bags are on average three vacuum-packed cows. These cows have been dehydrated and vacuum packed in order to keep them safe until spring. If you had ever wondered why there were a lot less cows in the fields in winter, you now know. Obviously not all cows are vacuum-packed, as it is still a new technology, and can be dangerous to cows, or require them to have months of therapy afterwards.
Farmer Brown started vacuum-packing his cows around October, so they could get used to their vacuumed environment.
by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005
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Get the packed mug.The abnormal souring of the penis; when you leave your junk in your gym shorts to long and it begins to smell funkishly.
by corey forrester January 14, 2008
Get the pickledicklia mug.1. A hard boiled egg cured in vinegar or brine.
2. A solid, or semi-solid turd still in the colon that is surrounded by or floating in wet, loose stool. When evacuated from the bowel, a pickled egg is preceded and followed by explosive, wet shat.
2. A solid, or semi-solid turd still in the colon that is surrounded by or floating in wet, loose stool. When evacuated from the bowel, a pickled egg is preceded and followed by explosive, wet shat.
I just heard what sounded like water pouring out of Carl's ass, then a notable heavy plop, then pure water again. What's going on in that bathroom?
No worries mate. He's a bit ill. He's just cutting loose a pickled egg. He should be right as rain soon.
No worries mate. He's a bit ill. He's just cutting loose a pickled egg. He should be right as rain soon.
by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2015
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