Text-Dilla-Phobia 

TextDillaPhobia- A very common disease. Most common among teenage girls at the age of 12 to 21. Symptoms include - OverTexting, Constantly holding a Cellular Phone, Loud Shreeking, And Much usage of the words, LOL, And OMG in public. If you or a friend has symptoms of or has TextDillaPhobia, Quickly, If they have a cell phone, Shove it down their throats and keep jabbing them in the ribs until their cell phone starts dropping calls.

This is a life threatning disease.It is a real disease. So do your part and help stop TextDillaPhobia.

Pedestrian: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!?!
FireFighter: Fire, Happened so rappidly in so many parts of town, We couldn't contain it.

Pedestrian: What are the causes of the fires?
FireFighter: We have come down to one conclussion,
Text-Dilla-Phobia. Casualtys are around 6 billion. All dead.
Pedestrian: OH GOD!! Have they Qaurtined the area yet?
FireFighter:We are trying, But at this rate, The whole Country might be at stake. This disease started out small in few teenagers...But now its spreading...TO ADULTS AND CHILDREN!!
Pedestrian: This is serious. We might have to nuke every city at the source of this Text-Dilla-Phobia.

Text-Dilla-Phobia by CrimsonJagwire November 15, 2010

lack-of-ink-o-phobia 

The fear of not having a pen when you need one. This condition may cause a person (usually female) to carry at least 5 pens in her purse.

"Damn, her purse must weigh 20 pounds!"

"Ya, she's got the lack-of-ink-o-phobia..."

lack-of-ink-o-phobia by Bic Chic February 4, 2010

No-Wifi-A-Phobia 

Being Scared Of Not Having Wi-Fi

No Light,No Cable Now I Have No-Wifi-A-Phobia

No-Wifi-A-Phobia by Bomb Squad <3 November 4, 2012

Armpit Phobia 

An Armpit Phobia is the same as any other phobia (s). Usually picked up from a bad experience / trauma.

His armpit phobia terrified him, and he did anything not to come into contact with it.

Armpit Phobia by TheLast0Ne March 22, 2019

Skate-O-Phobia 

When the weather is very bad and you can't skate for a long time and you get very very pissed!



BROR

Dude lets go to Brors and skate in his basement, i have skate-o-phobia right now!

Skate-O-Phobia by rgeafdv February 12, 2009

tonguing phobia 

One cannot open one's mouth when one is being kissed by a member of the opposite sex, even when the person trying to kiss the individual has their tongue in one's mouth (so to speak).

Blondieblueyes tried to kiss Lurch this one time at band camp, and Lurch wouldn't open his mouth..no matter how hard Blondieblueyes tried. SHE EVEN PUT HER HAND ON HIS FACE!

tonguing phobia by Megan February 22, 2005

Finger Phobia

Having a fear of people's fingers whether they are:
1.) Deformed.
2.) Unusually positioned while doing something.
3.) Smelly.
4.) Or just funny looking in general.

A-"Look, look at her fingers when she does that!"
G-"Oh geez, she looks like she has fingers like a crab!"
A-"Uh oh. You and I have finger phobia!"
G-"I guess we do :/"
A-"True Life: I have finger phobia."

Finger Phobia by Two anonymous people. December 9, 2008