pervis

when you drop trow and spread your ass cheeks out as far as they can go, then rip total ass. best done when you apply your ass to their face.

johnnie passed out so me and mike gave him a horrible pervis.

by danny gaylor May 6, 2006

pervasation

A conversation between perverts who discuss perverted ideas.

1. Ali and Oshi have pervasations about rim jobs.

2. Jazzy:"Boo, you suck"
Keith: "but you swallow"
Jazzy: "At least I don't snowball"

by Ali_baba June 11, 2006

Percussive Maintenance

from the word Percussion-to strike sharply
and Maintenance -to fix
Usually a quick sharp slap to the back of another's head.
usually delivered to stop said person in their tracks so as not to continue their stupid chatter or activity.
Also usefull if one can see stupidity approaching..one can administer some "Percussive Maintenance to stop it before it stops.

Joe strikes out with a lady at the bar.
Next day Fred starts to tell friends about it.
Joe delivers some 'Percussive Mantenance' to the back of Fred's head.
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Little Johnny is throwing a temper tantrum...'Percussive Maintenance' is good here too

by Mike B--[laffinman] September 17, 2005

Pervase

some one with a mental disability. an idiot.

Ramon is pervase.

by purplemonkeydishwasher89 June 12, 2011

Perusing

Going to Peru and crusing around.

"Went perusing this winter, brought back an Alpaca."

by Puruboi420 June 2, 2018

pervis

a creature who only baths in c-plus and only consumes similar orange products. He insists on being the most aggressive lover one's ever had the misfortune of spending 8 seconds with. It's name is derived from pervert and travis. It's been mistaken for an orangutan and is often reported as a zoo escapee. It will do all your drugs, drink all your beer and wait until you are asleep and touch you where you pee.

Owe, my pee-hole burns and I think my drugs & beer have been consumed. Why is there orange hair and residue in my bath tub? I think Pervis showed up while we were asleep.

by jebus cripes December 3, 2009

perushliving

girls who will give blowjobs, handjobs, and will be fingered and eaten-out just for the "experience"

Liv was perushliving with Emitt at the galleria on the bathroom floor.

Ew.

by Suckaaaaa January 26, 2007