Perv Noodle

Speaks for itself

"Back off, you perv noodle."

by Ginger09 January 22, 2017

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Book perv

Someone who gets off on holding thick books and licks their lips at the sight of a book

Hot mama: Bailey!!! Stop feeling up my book, you Book perv
Bailey: I can’t help it it makes me feel so good

by meavagemary February 10, 2022

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anime perv

someone who is interested in looking at anime characters sexually. trust me, if u are

pls stay miles away from me

"I just watched an inappropriate anime episode!" "Ewww, yOur suCh aN anImE pErvVV!"

by YourLocalKpopFann April 18, 2023

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american perv

Someone who like tall blonde women with large breasts, tiny wastes, and a massive ass.

Steve: How do you like women?
Bob: I like blondes, tall, big ass, the works.
Steve: Your a real American perv

by Jon Donny June 25, 2017

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When you're checking out a hot girl and she was totally expecting it, so you quickly look away, but at this point its too late.. cos its blindingly obvious you were caught in the perve.

It doesn't always have to be the girl that catches you, sometimes it can be the boyfriend of the girl who you only notice a second later, when hes giving the evils.

dude: mate, check out the girl over there!
mate: o yeah awesome!!..o crap...
dude: what?
mate: I just got caught in the perve

innocent dude: woah!! that girl has nice tits!
boyfriend: what the f*** you think you're doing checking out my girl!?
innocent dude: crap

by London_guitarist August 7, 2010

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matthew the perv

A real bitch who needs an ugly, desperate hooker to fuck him. Watches porn and play Xbox all day. Nerd, desperate, extremely horny all the time looks like shit, Matthew Duke

Matthew the perv tried to grab my ass in math, that whore.

by Matthewhater04 December 13, 2017

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