Penertia

Penis + Inertia

The tingle in your testicles when riding down a rollercoaster or driving over a bump on the road too fast.

Hey could you slow down? That speed bump gave me penertia.

by tacwum March 16, 2020

Jaraldeen Peeves

Homosexual truck driver who, if given the chance, will lube up the bung hole of a young boy and have rigorous man sex and rimming out of that same bung hole all whilst eating a baked cake off his back.

Pete: ( walks into Mcdonalds ) dude who is that guy eating a cheesburger and masturbating in the corner.
Jim: He must be a Jaraldeen Peeves. Lets get outta here.

by chuck132 July 7, 2011

international penectomy day

April 10th oh you know what day it is time to cut that dick off

oh man it's April 10th hide your dick or someone's gonna cut it off cause it's international penectomy day

by dockies2346 August 19, 2021

Aubrey Peneguy

A liar; one who does not tell the truth

Aubrey Peneguy lied about the ending of The Ballad of Never After

by Jacksisgreat September 19, 2022

Petting my peeve

Another way to say “my pet peeve.” Leaves the phrase sounding a little provocative if you will or if one is so inclined open to interpretation.

Dang it ! shes really petting my peeve tonight!

by Estefuny?yes July 27, 2020

Penelope Salvatore

An awesome character in a show called the vampire diaries. Takes no shit, and also is more powerful than her older siblings, despite her being the younger sister. Careful cares deeply for her friends, and the ones that she cares for, and is willing to go to lengths to protect those friends. Wise and is responsible for many things that her other, less responsible brother does.

"That's Penelope Salvatore. Think three times before you say something sus to her."

by lisa.marie23 October 23, 2022

Burrito de Pene

wrapping your penis in a tortilla and then receiving blow-job.

When i was in mexico i got a burrito de pene form my house-keeper.

by akaidiot13 August 25, 2011