Pencil technique

The pencil technique is a method to get out of a painful situation such as being in the middle of an exam or third wheeling.

Step 1: Carefully insert a pencil into each nostril.

Step 2: Begin to slam head into table/wall until desired outcome has been achieved.

Fuck this math test bro! I'll use the pencil technique to get out of this one...

by Addisj July 21, 2016

Durty Pencil

When you ejaculate on a pencil and the stick it in a girls mouth so far that she can't breathe and then she dies.

I gave her a Durty Pencil last night

by Blackbanana*69 December 5, 2016

Pencil Cheese

Smegma. Penile cream cheese. Knob cheese. Dick cheese. Ripe and typically under the foreskin and around the bellend.

I pulled back my foreskin and spotted a motherload of pencil cheese.

by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2018

Hot Pencil

Is an extras and casting agency term.
Meaning that someone is a certain for an upcoming job or film shoot.
Film and casting agencies commonly make use of this term.

An agency will pencil someone in for an upcoming job, but will hot pencil someone if that someone is a certain for the job.

by coalbobstay December 29, 2014

pencil of doom

A super weapon of mass destruction, owned by Adolf Hitler in the Downfall parodies.

Hitler: I shall kill fucking Fegelein once and for all with my pencil of doom!

by Untergang fan May 28, 2017

pencil picker

a slur especially designed for people name Alex.

"Alex you pencil picker"

by bhanji March 7, 2023

Pencil Head

From the very first minutes of"Smash Mouth's" most famous single "All Star" music video.

The second superhero introducing himself is infact called Pencil Head with his son Son Of Pencil Head.
They state to erase crime.

Pencil Man: "Hi...Uhm...I am Pencil Head."
Son Of Pencil Head:" And I am Son Of Pencil Head!"
Pencil Head: "We erase crime..."

by Iranoon February 28, 2017