tasty pasty

when you antique your taint with flour, then you do some activity to get the flour "pasty" with sweat. Then you scrape off the flour and throw it in someones face.

I gave my buddy Jesse a tasty Pasty

by Eric and Jesse March 12, 2008

Cornish Pasty

The oldest known form of contraception first implemented by 16th century Welsh settlers to Cornwall. Now a tasty lunch-time snack.

"Evelyn's pregnant again word is Clarence was going at it and his meat broke out of the pastry",
"Oh Egbert you tell such elaborate stories"

by Thank albert smoota for this one! February 24, 2005

pasty pic

tiddy pic with no nipples!

Grace! I appreciate the pasty pic you sent last night. I hope Jamie isn't offered...after all I didn't see any nipples.

by Yahn Galinovsky April 11, 2021

Butt Pastie

An anal excretion shaped similar in appearance, or shaped into an appearance resembling a pastie. Can be constructed of either natural human excreta, or preferably food products administered into the anal cavity before pastie construction.

I found some corn in my girlfriends butt pastie!
two girls, one cup assplay shitfood howdidienduphere

by Rasputin Kaboob February 6, 2018

Pasty Rage

The deep anger experienced after purchasing and consuming a disappointing pasty. Especially in Wales.

What is this mushy brown stuff in the middle of my flaky pastry square thats being passed off as a 'cornish pasty'. Trying to find a decent pasty in wales gives me pasty rage!!

by pastylover March 16, 2015

Cornish pasty

A derogatory term used to describe a silly white person.

"You know Aiden? He keeps trying to act black but he ain't."
"That dude is just being a cornish pasty as always."

by ofln_ May 19, 2020

pasty as fuck

A progressive lib that’s pasty pale and never been punched in the face, but thinks they’re so elite and so intelligent they can decide what’s best for every walk of life.

Yo that smug person Offended by phony outrage is pasty as fuck and he’s definitely named Brice or Brint

by Fredsix October 25, 2017