Paleican

A combination of the words "Pale" and "Mexican" meaning a very white or pale Mexican or Hispanic person.

Alberto: Have you seen Matthew Sosa?
Brooks: Yeah, he's really pale, and I find it hard to believe he's Mexican.
Alberto: Yep, so I guess he's a Paleican.

by Luévano May 20, 2008

Pale

To be 'pale' for someone means to want to be their platonic soulmate, or their moirail. You want to be their best friend, and you want them to trust you. A non-romantic crush.

Fuck I'm really pale for Gamzee. Help.

by OGHomestuck February 15, 2018

Pale blue idiot

refers to DanTDM when he had his stupid blue hair and looked like an idiot

SOMEONE: hey have you seen a pale blue idiot?

by dovewastaken1 June 27, 2022

oral palentologist

Some who frequently finds a "bone" in their mouth.

That porn star always has a penis in her mouth. You could say she's an oral palentologist with how many "bones" she's found in there

by KGardo December 6, 2009

Parleen

The term "Parleen" means when people assume straws don't work while questioning a toddler. It also implies that when they are unhappy, they block everyone out, yet she means well. Overall, it's impossible to know with a Parleen.

Synonyms:

Baby Girl
Invasible person who everyone can see
Small dick

"Omg! She is behaving like a Parleen like she just killed my mice and now she's making me dinner."

by slowerslowy February 9, 2023

paleohippie

n. an aging hipster

adj. having a long-time hippie nature or reputation

"Polished and politically correct politicians who failed to capture enough votes in this week's election can look to San Miguel County for a lesson in how to be an off-brand paleohippie and hold office" - Nancy Lofholm, Denver Post

"You know... if it would just burn up the paleohippie Schumerhole of Santa Cruz itself, it might even be worth
the suffering of all the poor woodland creatures..." -madfly

by Art Goodtimes July 24, 2008

Paleotech

A Information Systems technician capable of only working on old ass equipment.

You need a Paleotech for that PC - Model 5150.

by Doctor Blue Tongue June 1, 2010