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Pandora's Balls

(Noun): When you're at the urinal, and your "undercarriage" or "berries" are simply too big to get out of the zipper of your pants, but you get them out anyway - thus "Pandora's Balls" have been released and cannot easily be put back where they came from.
Both at urinal
Steve: Holy shit man! You've unleashed Pandora's Balls!!! Do you need me to call the Paramedics??
Rick: NO! it is I alone who must live with and rectify this cruel fate!
by ronckheim st. bibbins May 22, 2025
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Panlogicalism

The most extreme form, positing that logic itself is the governing principle of the cosmos, and the physical world is merely its imperfect instantiation. Human thought must therefore align with this cosmic logic, and any deviation (through emotion, culture, or art) is a defect. It’s the universe as a textbook syllogism.
Panlogicalism Example: A philosopher claims that human suffering is ultimately “illogical” and therefore should not exist, becoming frustrated with the real world for not conforming to the neat, contradiction-free system in their mind. They blame reality for being poorly reasoned.
by Abzugal February 8, 2026
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pandora's lube bottle

When you find the best porn of mankind and you can't stop jerking off
Guy 1 : dude I just opened pandora's lube bottle, this is hot as fuck

Guy 2 : can you stop talking about jerking off?
by I_eat_beans_bruh August 15, 2025
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Dirty Pandora

A Dirty Pandora is when their box is gorgeous on the outside but is brings nothing but woe and calamity.
Dude Amy has the best cookie ever but ever since I fucked her my life has been ruined! She's a Dirty Pandora.
by Miraland Pandora June 6, 2020
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Larry The Panderichthys

The name of a panderichthys
Person 1: Who is the most epic fish of all time?
Person 2: It's Larry the Panderichthys dumbass

Person 1: Larry
Person 2: Larry
Person 3: Larry
The President: Larry
The Nation: Larry
The Whole World: Larry
by TheSnapback April 7, 2019
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The Art of Pandora

Not officially connected to the jewellery brand Pandora, The Art of Pandora is a blog about Pandora jewellery. Started in 2014 as an Instagram account, it grew in 2016 to a website theartofpandora.com which has millions of visitors every year. Recently this fan led channel expanded its scope by starting a YouTube channel.
I go to The Art of Pandora for all my Pandora news and reviews!
by Just_A_Cliche November 23, 2021
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