Pandemitis

Next level laziness, brought on by sitting at home all day due to the Coronavirus Pandemic.

I got a case of Pandemitis, I can’t get up from this couch.

by Mac May May May 21, 2020

Pandemic

The government officials telling everyone we need to get serious about the pandemic really mean they need to get serious about it. Not taking the coronavirus seriously has nothing to do with being a serious person or not being a serious person.

Don't let anybody tell you that you're not serious because you don't take the pandemic or the rules/mandates/laws seriously, even if they're a government official.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021

Pandemic Pussy

When you have been quarantined for so long with no action and your walls are tighter than the 2016 election

A: omg I got that gorilla grip coochie now
B: Girl you got that pandemic pussy ?!

by squidwardcoochie123 April 17, 2020

Pandemeering

The practice of using isolation and/or quarantine due to major outbreaks of infectious disease(s) to attract customers

Those commercials about safe, no-contact, home delivery of things like heat-and-eat meals by auto-renewing subscription strike me as pandemeering.

by Texano February 5, 2021

Pandemic Boyfriend

A guy you are seriously dating during a pandemic, but do not plan to have a longterm relationship with post-pandemic.

My pandemic boyfriend IS my social bubble.

We get along really well, but he's got kind of an anger issue. Still, I don't know how I'd get through this quarantine without pandemic boyfriend.

by i8civilization January 15, 2021

Pandemic Virgin

One who went thru all of Covid-19 with out sex

I started covid single so I was forced to become a Pandemic Virgin

by Defecter May 11, 2021

global pooping pandemic

where everybody all has to poop at the same time

“did you hear about the global pooping pandemic?”

by ddisy May 12, 2025