Panda Express

When you are raped by a gang of angry pandas.

John was never really the same after he got the panda express.

by Chris October 27, 2008

Pandadaige

Something excessively pleasurable in a way that makes others jealous or wish for your death.

"Not to pandadaige or anything but she was so good last night"
"Oh piss off"

by Crustinisation December 19, 2016

PandaMuffin

1. The grotesque and delicious result of crossbreeding a cuddly, endangered, bamboo-eating species of china with a cuddly, endangered breakfast food. Comes in several flavors, depending on which pandas and which muffins are used in the breeding process. Every pandamuffin is, however, equally damned by Mother Nature.

2. The sexiest and tastiest thing in the world.

Lacey: Awww! You have a pandamuffin dancing on your head.
Sally: I know! Isn't he adorable?<3

by xNovax December 11, 2009

Pandanian

A condition or part of your heritage that relates you to pandas

Wow, that guy must be pandanian, he looks just like a panda!

by I am a Penguin October 15, 2010

Panda Change

In Chinese culture, the act of the male head of the household passing on to his children how to protect the village from a panda attack.

Mi Lim, did your father ever talk to you about the Panda Change?

by washighsatnightfosho March 22, 2011

Panda Bangs

Panda bangs are bangs that curl over the forehead and down into the upper eye socket. Usually hard as steel, if thick enough, diamonds.

Wow, Abbey has mad Panda bangs, she must be invincible!

by Calixtus March 25, 2011

Panda Bangs

Bangs that curl over the forehead, while not actually making contact with the forehead. Stronger then diamonds, can deflect bullets and other strong forces.

Wow, Abbey has crazy Panda Bangs, she must be invincible

by Callixtus March 27, 2011