A country compromised of four disparate ethnic races united by history, tradition and religion. Was formed in 1947 with the enthusiastic support of India's Muslims to defend their religio-political rights. Has fought 3 wars with India over the Muslim majority Kashmir region. Kashmiris tend to support Pakistan in Cricket matches and would prefer Pakistan over Ram Raj (take it from a Kashmiri. Kher Chus Kashmiris). Hence enraged Indians take to the internet to vent their pent up frustration. (See below). Is often accused of harboring and helping terrorists, overlooking the fact that they hide in the inaccessible and never once occupied/directly ruled Tribal Areas and that support stems from the Afghanistan Conflict of the 1980's during which the West backed Islamic militants who've come back to haunt them.
1,Indian : I'll hate your country, insult and degrade its people, and then question why it came into existence. I'll talk about your founding father in inappropriate terms overlooking the fact that one of mine was half naked 24/7 and the other made himself into a man whore to get ahead. I'll accuse your country of harboring militants overlooking the fact that thats exactly what I did in 1971. I'll ridicule your religion forgetting that drinking cow urine is holy in mine.
2,American : You bitches better catch Osama!
Pakistani : The same one you once paid, armed and supported? Him?
American...
2,American : You bitches better catch Osama!
Pakistani : The same one you once paid, armed and supported? Him?
American...
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Get the Pakistan Zindabad mug.Pakistan is a place which cannot support itself only due to two reasons:
1. feudals power over the government
2. the belief of the masses of poor that 'more children=more workers'
Feudals are the ones in gangs and can contol almost anyone. Kinda like pakistani mafia it is they who steal, kill, abuse women. There are also petty theives unrelated but that happens in every country
The second notion is the reason that pakistan is overpopulated. Which is why funds are insufficient. Why there are too many to educate.
Most claim that the islamic terrorists evolve in pakistan. That is not true. Ever since America's war in aftanistan, the afghani's have been breaching the borders and bringing there extremists into pakistan and hordes of their population as well.
Ever since Bhutto reigned and stole 90% of pakistans wealth, the nation has declined steadily. I grew up in pakistan and it isn't as pathetic as the media trys to potray. They neglect to show the educated, middle-class and higher status people and only focus on the beggars that roam the streets.
1. feudals power over the government
2. the belief of the masses of poor that 'more children=more workers'
Feudals are the ones in gangs and can contol almost anyone. Kinda like pakistani mafia it is they who steal, kill, abuse women. There are also petty theives unrelated but that happens in every country
The second notion is the reason that pakistan is overpopulated. Which is why funds are insufficient. Why there are too many to educate.
Most claim that the islamic terrorists evolve in pakistan. That is not true. Ever since America's war in aftanistan, the afghani's have been breaching the borders and bringing there extremists into pakistan and hordes of their population as well.
Ever since Bhutto reigned and stole 90% of pakistans wealth, the nation has declined steadily. I grew up in pakistan and it isn't as pathetic as the media trys to potray. They neglect to show the educated, middle-class and higher status people and only focus on the beggars that roam the streets.
And by the way, as some of my friends have now been informed with shock (I live in Canada now) in pakistan we DO have the latest technology, we know exactly whats going on, we hate the racism and steorotypes that classify us as 'extremist muslim terrorists'. We don't have ridiculous accents, we don't live in sandy desert like arabian nights and no; we aren't all conservative, burkha wearing freaks either.
by tiadalmation September 5, 2008
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by peacebone February 13, 2008
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Modern day Pakistaliban was founded in 1736 by Kashmir Shah Indus, who unified the feudal tribes that had inhabited the land since the fifth millennium BC. Over much of this time Pakistaliban was subjected to invasion from both the east and the west. Consequently, the country has a rich culture that exhibits influences from Ancient Greece, Persia, Arabs (who introduced Islam) and the Mughal Empire. In the 19th century Pakistaliban was occupied by the British, primarily for commercial reasons.
Following Britain's withdrawal after World War II, the country retained a monarch as head of state, although a bicameral parliamentary system, supported by a large bureaucracy, remained in place.
In 1977 civil war broke out following the deposition of the monarch, whose lavish lifestyle and inept economic management crippled the economy, resulting in high unemployment and widespread shortages of basic commodities. After two decades of fighting, the capital fell to hardline Islamic rebels, who established an authoritarian government based on Sharia law. Pakistaliban has since been accused of harboring terrorizers and sponsoring terrorizer activity throughout the world.
Modern day Pakistaliban was founded in 1736 by Kashmir Shah Indus, who unified the feudal tribes that had inhabited the land since the fifth millennium BC. Over much of this time Pakistaliban was subjected to invasion from both the east and the west. Consequently, the country has a rich culture that exhibits influences from Ancient Greece, Persia, Arabs (who introduced Islam) and the Mughal Empire. In the 19th century Pakistaliban was occupied by the British, primarily for commercial reasons.
Following Britain's withdrawal after World War II, the country retained a monarch as head of state, although a bicameral parliamentary system, supported by a large bureaucracy, remained in place.
In 1977 civil war broke out following the deposition of the monarch, whose lavish lifestyle and inept economic management crippled the economy, resulting in high unemployment and widespread shortages of basic commodities. After two decades of fighting, the capital fell to hardline Islamic rebels, who established an authoritarian government based on Sharia law. Pakistaliban has since been accused of harboring terrorizers and sponsoring terrorizer activity throughout the world.
Most of the world's terrorizers received their training in Pakistaliban.
by Rockpaperscissors August 24, 2008
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